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About McSatan

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About McSatan
My Stats::
I'm tall, you're small.
My Profile Headline:
Juicer Extraordinaire
About Me:
Enough about me. What about you? What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Lederhosen, the accordion, self mutilation and Connect 4.
I slipped in Walmart and Cole ted 19000 dollars. Never have to work a day in my life again.
My Favorite Music::
Country AND Western. And Black Metal.
My Favorite Movies::
This is where everyone tries to get clever and sarcastic. Or says Shawshank Redemption. It's probably something much stupider , something with the Rock in it.
My Favorite TV Shows::
Fox News. Anything with a blonde woman trying to sound like an intelligent man.
My Heros::
Solomon Grundy. He stronger than all Super Friends.
My Favorite Books::
I didn't even like books in jail.
My Favorite Sports::
Waste of time.
Cultural References::
I'm uninspired.
My Ideal Weekend would be::
Nude beach without the gays and elderly.
My Vices are::
Smoking, drinking, pills, bongs, beer. Not microbrewery bullshit.
Stuff I really hate::
Social justice warriors.
What's in my refrigerator::
Like sauces and shit.
In college
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28-Dec-2016 05:34 PM
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