Date of Birth

January 1

About H_T_

My Stats::

Old. Fat. Flaccid.

My Profile Headline:

Assclown

Location:

China, Ill.

Interests:

Holding my piss.

Occupation:

Underachiever.

My Favorite Music::

Anything without Jews.

My Favorite Movies::

Anything fast. And furious. But not both.

My Favorite TV Shows::

Mormons.

My Heros::

Myself.

My Favorite Books::

Reading is for fags.

My Favorite Sports::

Water.

Cultural References::

Is watching black people culture?

My Ideal Weekend would be::

4 days long.

My Vices are::

Mostly opiates. And benzos.

Stuff I really hate::

Jews......and mexicans. Blacks, too....

What's in my refrigerator::

White bread.

Children::

Proud parent

My Marital Status::

Married

Smoker::

No

Drinker:

Yes

My Religion::

Other

My Astrological Sign::

Cancer (Crab): June 21-July 22

My Ethnicity::

White / Caucasian

My State::

MI

My Income::

Less than $30,000

My Muscularity::

None

My Body Type::

Plumper

My Head Hair::

None

My Face Hair::

Lots

My Body Hair::

Lots

I kiss on the first date::

Maybe