About AAP

My Stats::

Symmetrical Perfection In The Highest Form

Will you accept insecure email? (non EF email):

I won't accept email at all.

My Profile Headline:

So You Clicked Here Thinking You Would Get To Know Me Huh?

About Me:

>> Click Search
>> Type 'AAP' in Username
>> Hit Enter

Location:

Slapping your momma for her mistake

Interests:

Gossiping, scheming, gossiping, tormenting, gossiping, shit stirring, gossiping, blaming it all on someone else.

Occupation:

Homosexual Recruiter

My Favorite Music::

Moan My Name (deep voice version) by Anonymous Trick

My Favorite Movies::

Homemade Amateur Porn in the guest bedroom due to hidden webcam

My Favorite TV Shows::

Other than LOST and UFC, don't really watch much tv

My Heros::

Jesus. He hung out with men his whole life, taking baths with them and massaging each other's feet.

My Favorite Sports::

Are full contact and occur in the bedroom.

Cultural References::

Travel. Discovery. Classical art.

My Ideal Weekend would be::

Spent on and in the ocean.

My Vices are::

Horsefaced straight women with brown teeth.

Stuff I really hate::

The one night stand tricks that end up as weirdos.

What's in my refrigerator::

Bottled water, Diet Coke, chicken, steak, HGH, the neighbors kitten.

Education::

Grad / professional school

My Marital Status::

In a Relationship

Smoker::

No

Drinker:

No

Sexual Orientation::

Not Sure

My Astrological Sign::

Sagittarius (Archer): Nov. 22-Dec. 21

My Area Code::

666

My Ethnicity::

Other

My Muscularity::

Lots

My Body Type::

Bodybuilder

My Head Hair::

A handful

My Face Hair::

Clean Shaven

My Body Hair::

None

I'm looking for::

Dating Guys, Dating Girls, Fun Between the Sheets

Between the Sheets I'm::

Virgin

I kiss on the first date::

That and a whole lot more