About Gynocomastic Mike

My Stats::

5'10" 186

My Profile Headline:

I love soccer moms!

About Me:

I love pinatas that look like immigrants,and I like lesbians, but thats only because they like what i like.

Location:

Im in bldg

Interests:

My magic eight ball, eating endangered wildlife, and bum fighting.

Occupation:

Bathroom attendant

My Favorite Music::

The Super bowl shuffle (1985) Chicago Bears

My Favorite Movies::

Dirty Dancing and Grand Torino

My Favorite TV Shows::

Weeeeeeds

My Heros::

David Carradine and Phil Spector

My Favorite Books::

Dirty jokes from the holocaust

My Favorite Sports::

Steeple Chase and extreme eating

Cultural References::

Uhhh what? Museums?!?!? Fuck off!

My Ideal Weekend would be::

Uhh im married. Next question!

My Vices are::

wtf do they mean here?

Stuff I really hate::

Immigrants and handicapped parking spots

What's in my refrigerator::

Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head.

Children::

Proud parent

Education::

College graduate

My Marital Status::

Married

Smoker::

Yes

Drinker:

Yes

Sexual Orientation::

Straight

Religious::

Yes

My Religion::

Catholic

My Astrological Sign::

Libra (Scales): Sept. 23-Oct. 22

My Ethnicity::

Other

My State::

ca

My Income::

$75,000 to $100,000

Names of Schools attended and URLs:

CSULB

My Muscularity::

Some

My Body Type::

Athletic

My Head Hair::

None

My Face Hair::

Clean Shaven

My Body Hair::

Lots

I'm looking for::

Fun Between the Sheets

Between the Sheets I'm::

Virgin

I kiss on the first date::

That and a whole lot more

My Pets::

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun.