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About tha joker

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About tha joker
Interests:
Poetry
Guns......BUT I CANT STAND THE NRA!
Procrastination
Fitness
Occupation:
Space Shuttle Door Gunner
My Favorite Music::
Cold, Mudvayne, Morphine, Portishead, Beastie Boys, Jimmy Hendrix, Staind
My Favorite Movies::
Freddy Got Fingered, Borat, Heat, The Usual Suspects, 300, Das Boat, Flash Gordon, Snatch, Blackhawk Down, The Dark Knight, The Terminator, Parenthood, The Holy Grail, V for Vendetta.
My Favorite TV Shows::
Battlestar Galactica, Dexter, South Park, Family Guy, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, The First 48
My Heros::
My Father
My Favorite Books::
Why They Kill, Zulu Victory, Our Vietnam, Buzzed, Out of The Shadows, The Serial Killer Files
My Favorite Sports::
Rugby, Australian Rules Football, Baseball
Cultural References::
I'm Irish, German, Belgian, Danish, and unfortunately Cajun.
My Ideal Weekend would be::
A weekend that consisted of nothing but my wife providing me with oral gratification.
My Vices are::
Compulsive Masturbation and Lots of Procrastination.
Stuff I really hate::
Protestant Right Wing Conservatives, The NRA, The NAACP, oh boy don't get me started!!!
What's in my refrigerator::
Not much........
Children::
Proud parent
Education::
Some college
My Marital Status::
Married
Smoker::
Yes
Drinker:
No
Sexual Orientation::
Straight
Religious::
No
My Religion::
Agnostic
My Astrological Sign::
Virgo (Virgin): Aug. 23-Sept. 22
My Area Code::
816
My Zip Code::
64131
My Ethnicity::
White / Caucasian
My City::
Kansas City
My State::
MO
My Income::
$30,000 to $45,000
My Muscularity::
Some
My Body Type::
Athletic
My Head Hair::
Lots
My Face Hair::
Clean Shaven
My Body Hair::
Some
I'm looking for::
Friends
Between the Sheets I'm::
Adventurous, Experienced, Dominating
I kiss on the first date::
That and a whole lot more

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Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid, one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.
Douglas MacArthur

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Join Date
12-Apr-2009
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