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Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.


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Excerpt: So my buddy wants me to go on a double date with him and this chick he recently met. (with one of her friends). Now I am 28, almost 29 and this girl just turned 19. I called her for the first time last night and her voice sounds very young. Is it bad that it totally turned me on? I mean that could be like Curling's daughter or something. I'm nearly 10 years older than this girl. Am I just a dirty old man preying on the innocent little chickees? because that would rule!

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    Re: Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

    Quote Quote posted by ChefWide
    Dude, General Foods International Coffees commercials make him cry....

    Those of us with an apppreciation for fine coffees don't appreciate your comment.
    Bluepeter rationalizing on why it is unreasobale for the US to expect Canada to guard against terrorists entering the US through the Canadian border.

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    This, by the way, is yet more nonsensical bullshit from JerseyArt. Not one of the September 11 terrorists entered the US from Canada.

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    Re: Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

    Quote Quote posted by alien amp pharm
    I see many (ok, all) of you here have little or no faith in my playa skills.

    Ya'll better recognize!
    playa? you're kidding right...either way your post has brightened my otherwise dull afternoon

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    Re: Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

    Quote Quote posted by KillahBee
    she WILL get attached and go crazy and call you at 3am crying and make your life hell.
    A mutual thing we will share together.

    I sense a bond forming already between her and I.

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    Re: Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

    Quote Quote posted by alien amp pharm
    A mutual thing we will share together.

    I sense a bond forming already between her and I.
    The difference being that you will get no play from her other than cuddling and she'll take what she learned and go give it up to a real man...........I bet she'll even do AtoM.

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    Re: Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

    My girl is 19 and I'm 28. We get along great for the most part. She doesn't act like a 19 yr old either tho.

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    Re: Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

    Quote Quote posted by JerseyArt
    Ral classy jackass, bringing up someones kid in a thread.
    it was meant as a joke...

    if he doesn't want us to flame him about personal things then this is definately not the place to air them. i am convinced he is an alter anyway - no one is that stupid

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    Re: Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

    Quote Quote posted by alien amp pharm
    A mutual thing we will share together.

    I sense a bond forming already between her and I.

    lmao - this is true. you two can be co-dependent together. totally healthy relationship.

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    Re: Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

    So far this is going great.

    She is a hostess at two restuarants. Usually hostesses are hot and have good bodies. That's promising.

    I did however see a pic of her that she sent and she has a big nose! That could get in the way of my tiny penis during oral sex.

    Still, things look good thus far.

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    Re: Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

    Quote Quote posted by alien amp pharm
    So far this is going great.

    She is a hostess at two restuarants. Usually hostesses are hot and have good bodies. That's promising.

    I did however see a pic of her that she sent and she has a big nose! That could get in the way of my tiny penis during oral sex.

    Still, things look good thus far.
    Meh, it's not like you'll get oral sex anyway, so you have nothing to worry about.

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    Re: Young chick - so wrong, but I can't control myself.

    Post pics........

















    We need to see if it's worth our time hitting it after she's through pwning your ass.

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