Women.

[stilleto]

women don't toss salad on a first date. disappointing. i have condiments in my glove compartment.

i bet they would if you showered.

 

[H_T_]

i bet they would if you showered.

i do shower and my ass is hairy. i can't help that. hairy ass = wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet. please help me.

 

[stilleto]

i do shower and my ass is hairy. i can't help that. hairy ass = wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet. please help me.

i'm sorry, but that's one problem I don't deal with.
call me anal. no wait. don't.

 

[H_T_]

i'm sorry, but that's one problem I don't deal with.
call me anal. no wait. don't.

let's make out while we share a bidet.

 

[stilleto]

let's make out while we share a bidet.

lol.
it better be one big bidet. this is me you're talking to.

 

[H_T_]

lol.
it better be one big bidet. this is me you're talking to.

let's just get a hot tub with super strong jets. not accidental enema strong, but strong enough to workout some of my willnots.

 

[stilleto]

let's just get a hot tub with super strong jets. not accidental enema strong, but strong enough to workout some of my willnots.

what do you mean, "accidental"? that's the best part!

 

[H_T_]

what do you mean, "accidental"? that's the best part!

yep. all of my dates end up with a nice, frothy enema.

 

[Frisky]

You gotta say what you like to get it.

werd!

 

[H_T_]

werd!

i'd like you to stfu. and i'm an earthshaking lay.