Can't think of anything demented...DAMN
I mean I wouldn't call any of the things I've done wierd.
I did have a gf that like to be hit, bit, slapped, etc. I mean really punched during sex, bit until she bled, we fucked out in the gravel one night so she could grind her knees on the ground. Damn, she was crazy, Jacquette Bouse, she was like the "band camp" chick on American Pie.
Other than that, sex in a casket at my friends funeral home back in HS.
Damn, I'm lame.
Rugger
oh...oh...oh...I pulled the string and tossed it against the wall and did the deed!!! That is nasty.
But like VanHalen said, "Pull the string and love comes walking in."