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so how do you get a hooker?

Drive down Hooker Lane and look for the one with the big Adam's apple. Pick that one.
 
not that I have ever gotten one, but the best way to go about it if you are a noob and don't have any connections is to check out the local yellow pages under escorts. tip - if you are looking to not spend too much loot, avoid the ones with the 800 numbers. give em a call and price em out (tell them where you live approximately and for how long). feel free to get as specific as possible with what you want her to look like.
 
not many corner hoes up here in MA that i have seen just takin a stab at the question! lol
 
Well its different in different parts

here its legal. Theres basically four categories-

1 nasty cheap whores
they stand around on certain places in skimpy clothing trying to get men in cars to pick them up. Prices are completely arbitrary and so are rules, the girls arent really protected. These are serial killers best friends. This method is actually illegal here, but the government does designate streets where they promise not to look...

2 medium whores
they pose and tease in front of lighted windows on hooker streets, like shop windows.
Some of these are already very good looking and skilled at getting your attention and making you set up a flea tent as you walk by. 50 bucks for a BJ and fuck with an orgasm, then beat it, over here. uglier ones like 40.

3 Hotel/bar whores
Sometimes you just go into a bar or dance club and notice all the women are hot, all the men are old and ugly, and the drinks are strangely expensive. Sometimes a man and a girl go upstairs to some bedrooms there. Some hired gorillas make sure you dont leave the tab when you leave. Yab Yum in Amsterdam is a very classy and expensive one of these, but some are very raunchy too.

4 Class whores
Mostly call girls/escorts that you order to come over. you can specify what kinda looks she should have, how she should dress and how she should behave. Its common for them to come along with you to dinners or parties before the night, so these girls are educated in how to behave like a classy lady. Could run you anywhere from 1000 to 10.000 a night, disregarding the extremes.

Basically you need contacts... dont you at least know someone who fucks whores? or know someone who knows someone?
 
i live right by the famous Dort Hwy in Flint, MI...hookers galore, all different sizes, shapes, and colors!! :p
 
An "escort" is a more polite way to address a woman that gives pleasure for the exchange of money. I escorted for a short time in my life because I needed financial help and had nobody to help me. No car, No home, No nothing so I did what I had to do to get myself back up on my feet. So, now to answer your question, someone of your mentality probably already looked in the yellow pages for the heading "hooker",didn't you? :mad: Why don't you try "escort services" and see what that gets you. And a word to the wise, don't be a rude *&^%$ when you call, we are all human and should be treated with respect no matter what our profession! :spatts:
 
I want to apologize for the rudeness of my earlier post on this topic. Everyone has their own views and opinions and I apologize,Alwayson.
 
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