Sexual pet peeves

[jnevin]

No shit.

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

That's probably my favorite skit.

 

[jack sparrow]

That's probably my favorite skit.

Mine too. That and the ****AR Family.

 

[jnevin]

Mine too. That and the ****AR Family.

The Prince basketball one and the Niggar family ones made me laugh so hard my dog thought something was wrong with me.

 

[jack sparrow]

Yeah, I had a choking fit on the Niggars and WacArnonds. One talented dude right there.

 

[nefertiti]

Big turnoff: being prissy or uptight.

 

[Cal_21]

Girls who make you talk them into anal.

 

[jh1]

Girls who wont do coke off another girls crotch.

What

T
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FUCK is that bullshit?

Fucking do it.

 

[nefertiti]

Girls who one do coke off another girls crotch.

What

T
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E

FUCK is that bullshit?

Fucking do it.

That's....TOTALLY normal....

 

[jh1]

That's....TOTALLY normal....

I'll bet I'd have you doing coke off my abs in under 15 minutes.

 

[redsamurai]

are you jewish heather?? and if so can I call you JAP from now on??.....................

Guys who make distracting slurping noises when they go down (makes me laugh, but not horny)

Guys who think they are rubbing your clitoris but they are basically giving you an indian burn somewhere else.

Guys whose sex talk makes me laugh. I once had a guy say "Oh yeah, ride me like a horse." That was the end of that.

Guys who grab your head and try to play rough while you are going down on them.

Guys who want to go on for a decade when it stopped doing anything for me 20 minutes ago.

Guys who want to switch positions every 3 seconds.

I could go on and on......