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Recent Discovery Suggests Jesus of Nazareth May Have Had Homosexual Tendencies

Nathan

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Jesus-Freaks should not read this and get pissed off at me cause I'm only playin'. So don't read on if you think you'll be offended (though it isn't bad really). Not slamming homosexuals either. Everyone's great in my book. :)



A recent expedition by Dr. Robert Milford, professor of archeology at Yale, and crew uncovered what is thought to be nude male figurines that once belonged to the one and only Jesus. Roughly two thousand years ago, such caricatures would have been equivalent to modern gay pornography. Dr. Milford offered, "It would seem Jesus was more 'liberal' than previously anticipated. I personally am not pointing any fingers. I mean, to be honest, I'm a 52-year old man who still watches re-runs of Little House on the Prairie."
The discovery occurred totally by chance. Graduate student Leroy Peedlestick who had accompanied Dr. Milford on the expedition stumbled upon the artifacts one foggy morning. "I awoke before every one else that morning, ya know, so I could rub one out in privacy. I ended up tripping on one of the figurines and nearly broke my ass," said Leroy.
Jesus-expert, Dr. Harry Choda of the University of Santa Barbara had this to say, "Ever since I read about Jesus walking on water I knew something had to be up. It's just not normal behavior, even for the son of God." Scientists can only speculate as to the social ramifications of these findings. One thing is for certain however, homosexuals everywhere will surely rejoice. Many academics anticipate that there will be a great deal of frolicking and skipping in the near future. Dr. Choda reveals, "I'm not supposd to talk about this, but many of my colleagues believe that there will be a new fashion trend amongst fags, er I mean homos, wherein they all dress like Jesus. I'm scared....hold me."
This reporter feels that no one is judging at this point. Everyone seems to be in shock over this controversial finding and whether or not the human species as a whole will die out in the next hundred years because of a mass conversion to homosexuality is a serious concern. We must remain calm and perhaps it would be prudent for us all to consider Buddhism as a viable religion.
 
Nathan said:


An interesting quesiton yet it is one I do not particularly care to explore ya know?

Wait till Curling sees this post.........LOL

He's going to blow a gasket.

Fonz
 
It is interesting how gays continually dig up heroes and decide they were gay. People just have to project their own personality unto others. In psychology, they call this phenomenon...projection. Imagine that.
A much more recent discovery is that Nathan has strong homosexual tendencies. OK...lets be blunt. He yearns for a hard dick where the sun does not shine.

You question Jesus...you ask for a heap of trouble. In centuries past, you could get killed for that.
 
Testosterone boy said:

You question Jesus...you ask for a heap of trouble. In centuries past, you could get killed for that.
Reminds me of that bumper sticker : Jesus! Save us from your followers. ;)
 
This does not make me mad, because I can't even take it seriously... it's a joke...

Some might say its improper to joke about such things, to an extent, I agree.. but who am I to judge.

but go ahead and have your fun at jesuses expense.. Im sure he can handle it.. lol.. :)
 
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