"Spank me...slap!!....harder!!"

[SoKlueles]

heck no i like oxygen.....and no bruising lol but thanks for the offer and if i ever do decide to volunteer....youll be the first one i contact.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Could strangling be used outside the bedroom, to quell the free flow of nagging?

 

[SoKlueles]

im sure my bf would love that part..he says i nag....the goober

 

[BodyByFinaplix]

Yep, I think that is why I end up hooking up with so many psycho chicks. They are just so freaky in bed. The best lays I've ever had were girls who probably need to be institutionalized.

 

[KillahBee]

The best lays I've ever had were girls who probably need to be institutionalized.

well said, my friend. it sucks because the last thing I want to deal with is another crazy chick, but I can't seem to walk away from that friggin sex!

 

[BodyByFinaplix]

well said, my friend. it sucks because the last thing I want to deal with is another crazy chick, but I can't seem to walk away from that friggin sex!

Tell me about it. My ex-girlfriend was so psycho, even other girls I knew were worried she was giong to kill me one day, but it took me a year to finally decide to permanently cut her free. The best sex I've ever had. Absolutely unbelievable. Damn, I get a hard on just thinking about it...

 

[bigsonrising]

Klueless, pussy!

Tuc, works well in ALL situations

 

[SoKlueles]

ahhhhhh theres the psychotic bigsonrising that we all know and fear.