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"He spunked his load over her freshly f*cked hole...."

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Whats your favorite or most memorable line from a porno or skin mag describing "the money shot" or "flying baby gravy"....
 
I have a real hard time beleiving that I am theonly one who has ever watched a porn or flipped through the pages of a porn mag.

Or maybe the people with balls aren't awake yet.
 
Well I don't watch the same porn enough to really memorize any of the lines, but I think my fav would be from Party Girls..... "I'm going to give you a relentless ass-fucking"....
 
I just saw one the other day that was pretty good. A guy was giving his gf a facial and blurted "I've been a good squirrel, I saved up my nuts." It took everything the girl had to keep from laughing at him.
 
MY favorite line isn't from a porn but from the Simpsons where Marge and Homer are watching "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" Starring who else but Troy Maclure.

Girl: "Hercules the Cyclops just tore off all my clothes"
Hercules: "Bwahahahahahaha"
 
From "Disclosure"

Anna MAle :OK yeah baby cum, cum now, I want it on my face

Guy jerks off after pulling out her cunt


Anna: Yeah thats it, cum, I want it all, your gonna cum on my face arent you, cos I love it there, your gonna cum....

Guy strats jizzing



Anna changes her tune mid ejacluation: ......all over my tits, arent you, yeah cos I ove it there aswell.


The guy went for the facial and didnt have the power so it barely made the mamories, good improv by sexy Anna under pressure though wouldnt you say?
 
Any given cumday:


(virgin) cheerleader; " is this going to hurt"

football coach: "yeh, but that's cool because its only going to hurt you"




On golden blonde:

Harry Reems: "exsuse me sally do you mind if I quit fucking you in the ass so that Larry can fuck you in the ass?''
 
saw this movie with Ron Jermy he was fuckin Mandy whine he was A pizza guy in the movie and just before he blew his load on her he says here comes the toping with extra cheese;)
 
I dont know the mod who started this thread at all and for all I know he might be a great guy but I'm not sure why a guy who has posted in here just once in the last 2 years with an average post count of 1.86 is a moderator.

Shouldnt a mod be someone who is a lot more active and visible on the boards?
 
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