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Aaron's rod
abominable pants worm
Abraham
accordion
ace
ace poker
Adams arsenal
Adam's dagger
Adam's whip
agate
all-beef sausage
almond
almond rock
amblyopic organ
angle
animated ivory
anteater
apparatus
appendage
appropriate member
arbor vitae
arm
arm of love
armored division
arrow
arse-opener
arse worm
arse-wedge
arser
artillerie de Cupidon
artillerie de Venus
ass-opener
ass-wedge
auger
baby
baby beef
baby-grinder
baby-maker
babys arm
baby's forarm
Bacchus march
bacon
bacon bazooka
badger
bag-filler
bagadga
baggette
bald-headed candidate
bald-headed hermit
bald-headed mouse
bald-headed rat
bald man
baloney
baloney pony
bamboo stick
banana
band-member
banger
banjo string
bar
barge pole
bat
baton
batter
battering piece
battering ram
battlefat
bauble
bayonet
bazooka
bazooka shooter
BD drill
beak
bean
bean pole
bean-shooter
bean-tosser
beard-splitter
beating tool
beaver cleaver
beaver lever
bed flute
beef
beef bayo with extra mayo
beef bayonet
beef jerky
beef stick
beef whistle
beer can
bell
bell-rope
bell-swagged
belly ruffian
belt buster
best friend
best leg of three
best part (of a male/man)
Bethlehem Steel
bicho
big bamboo
big Ben
big bird
big bite
big brother
big daddy
big dipper
big fella
Big Foot Joe
big head
big hunk of meat
big one
big piece of meat
big red
big wand
bilbo
billy
billy club
bingey
biological reaction
biological response
bird
bishop
bishop's miter
bit of beef
bit of hard
bit of stiff
biteful
black limo
black pencil
black snake
blackjack
blade
blanket stiff
blind
Blind Bob
blind buckler
blind piece
blood-breaker
blow pop
blow stick
blowtorch
bludgeon
blue steeler
blue thimble
blue vein
blue-veined custard chucker
blue-veined junket pump(er)
blue-veined hooligan
blue-veined piccolo
blue-veined steak
blue-veined throbber
blue-veined trumpet
blue veiner
blunt end
bobby-dangler
bobby's helmet
bobstay
bobtail
bodkin
body's captain
bogga
bone
bone in the leg
bone-on
bone phone
bone-up
boneless appendage (of the male)
boneless fish
boneless stiff
boner
boneroni
bonfire
bonk-on
boss and his two helpers
botuliform genital pendant of the male
bow
bowsprit
boy
boy toy
branch
brat-getter
broom handle
bristle up
broomstick
Brown Joe
bruiser
brush
bubbly jack
bubbly jock
bucking bronco
buddy
buffing stick
bug-fucker
bugle
bulge
bullish
bum tickler
bun puncher
bun spreader
bung
burrito
bush beater
bush whacker
business
buster
butcher
butt basher
butt smasher
butterfinger
button buster
button mushroom
button-short
buttonhole worker
BVH
camel complaint
canary
candle
candy
candy cane
candy stick
cannon
captain
Captain Hard
Captain Hightop the Love Commander
Captain Hogseye
Captain One-Eye
Captain Picard
Captain Standish
carnal member
carnal part
carnal part
carnal stump
carrot
carry a big stick
cartes
carts
cartso
cartzo
catso
catzo
Casey
cavity probe
chanticleer
charger
Charles the Bald
cheesy bunnet
cheesy wheelbarrow
cherry birch
cherry picker
cherry splitter
chibi
child-getter
chimney-stopper
chingus
chink-stopper
choad
chode
choker
chooza
chopper
Chris Hardwick
Christ and two apostles
christener
chub
chubby
chull
chum
chunky monkey
chutney ferret
cinnamon stick
clava
club
cobra
cock
cock of death
cock-on
cock-stand
cockaroony
cocked
cocked gun
cockoroony
cockroach
cockstand
cocktus erectus
cocky
codpiece
Colleen Bawn
Compass of the Netherland
concern
concrete donkey
copper stick
coral branch
corker
corn beef cudgel
corpuscle
Corsican
cory
coupler
coupling bat
crab ladder
crack a fat
crack hunter
cracking tool
cracksman
crank
crankshaft
cranny hunter
cream-stick
cremorne
crimson chitterling
crimson crowbar
crook
crotch cartilage
crotch cobra
crotch rocket
crowbar
crowd pleaser
crown jewels
crumpet-trumpet
cuckoo
cucumber
culty-gun
cum slinger
cunny-catcher
cunt-stabber
cunt-stand
cunt-sticker
cunt-stirrer
cunt-stretcher
Cupid's torch
curls
curlies
curly hairs
custard-chucker
cutlass
Cyclops
daddy longdick
daddy mack
dagger
dang
dangle
dangle-dong
dangler
dangling participle
dart (of love)
dawn horn
dear morsel
dearest member
delight of women
derrick
devil
diamond cutter
dibble
dick
dick butkiss
dick-tator
dick up
dickery-dock
Dickie (Dicky; Dickey)
Dickie and the boys
dickory dock
dicky
diddly-whacker
digitis erectus
dill
dilly-whacker
dimple-dick
ding
ding-a-ling
ding-dong
dingbat
dinghy
dingle
dingle-dangle
dingo
dingus
dingy
dink
dinosaur
dipstick
dirk
divining rod
do-funny
do-jigger
do-johnny
dobber
Doctor Cocker
Doctor Johnson
dofunny
dog
dohickey
dohickie
dohinger
dojigger
dojohnnie
dolly
dolphin
donaker
dong
donger
donkey
donkey dick
donkey-dicked
donkey-rigged
donkified
donniker
donut holder
doodad
doodle
doodle-flap
doohicky
doover
doowhackey
dopper
dork
down-led
drain pipe
draped
dribble-cock
driving post
drooper
droopy
drumstick
ducky-bird
dummy
dust cover for the cunt
dydus
eager pleaser
eel
eggwhite cannon
ejac vac
eleventh finger
Elmer Pudd
enemy
engine
engine of love
English sentry
enob
equipment
erected spermapositor
erectile urogenital appendage
erectio penis
erectivation
Eric Shun
everlasting gobstopper
extra digit
eye dropper
eye-hole
eye-opener
eye of the Bishop
fags toothbrush
faggots toothbrush
family jewels
family organ
fancy work
fanny ferret
Fat Frank
fat one
fat peter
father-of-all
ferret
fiddle bow
fiddlestick (fiddle-stick)
fiddling stick
finger puppet
firm worm
first leg of three
fish stick
fixed bayonet
flag
flagpole
flap-doodle (flapdoodle)
flapper
flesh pencil
flip-flap
flute
foaming beef probe
fool-sticker
foot long
foreman
fornicating engine
fornicating member
fornicating tool
fornicator
fountain pen
Fred
frigamajig
fruit for the monkey
fuck-meat
fuck muscle
fuck pole
fuck-rod
fuck-stick
fucker
fucking stick
fucking tool
fuckstick
fud packer
fun bone
fun-stick
funk-stick
funmaker
gadget
gadso
gap-stopper
gardener
gargantuan organum virile
gator
gaying instrument
gear
gearstick
gearstick d'amour
generating tool
generation tool
generative organ
genital coupler
genital forefoot
genital pound of flesh
genital reamer
genital staff
genital shaft
genital tentacle
genitalia
gentle fist
gentle tittler
gentleman
gentleman's appendage
get a stand
gherkin
gifted
giggle stick
giggling pin
gingambobs
girl catcher
girlometer
glory pole
glow rod
glow stick
gnarled root of love
goat
gobstopper
Gods revenge on a woman
golden rivet
goober
good foot
good parts
good time (prison use)
goose's neck
gooser
goot
gooter
goy toy
gravy-giver
gravy-maker
grew proud below the navel
grinding tool
gristle
gristle-stick
guided missile
gully-raker
gun
gut-stick (gutstick)
hacker
hair divider
hair splitter
hairless wonder
hairy banana
hairy sausage
half a cob
ham and two eggs
ham howitzer
hambone
Hamilton Wick
hammer
Hampton Wick
hand made
hand reared
hand-staff (handstaff)
handle
hang-down
Hanging Johnny
hard
hard-bit
hard head
hard-on
hard salami
hard-up
hardened spermapositor
Hardhat Harry
hardware
harpoon
hat rack
have a bone
have a bone-on
have a boner
have a hard-on
have a horn
have a rod-on
having it on
he-thing
heat in the meat
heat seeking missile
heat seeking moisture missile
Herman the One-eyed German
hermit
hickey
hidden treasure
hidden tumor
His Majesty in purple cap
hissing Sid
ho-handle
hock
hodge dog
hoe-handle
hog
hogger
hole puncher
holiday money
holy poker
holy pole
honker
honorable prick
hopping bug
horn, the
horn-colic
hornification
horse's handbrake
horsemeat
hose
hot dog
hot member
hot rod
hotchee
hugen
human enema
humpmobile
hung
hung like a dinosaur
hung like a horse
hunk of meat
husbandman of nature
ice cream machine
ID
idol
in full fig
in one's Sunday best
in one's Sunday clothes
inch
inch instrument
instrument
instrumentum erectum
intromittent organ
Irish root
Irish toothache
Irish toothpick
it
Jack
Jack-in-the-box
Jack in a box
jackalope
jakey
jackhammer
jacktool
jammy
jang
jap's eye
jawbreaker
jenny
jean tent
jellyroll
Jenny Tull
jerking iron
jewelry
jewelry showcase.
jezebel
jig-jag
jig-jigger
jigger
jigging bone
jiggle bone
jiggling bone
Jim Dog
Jimbo
jimbrowsky
jimmy
jing-jang
jizz jemmy
jock
jockum
John Tom
John Thomas
John Thursday
John Willie
Johnny Come lately
johnson
joint
Jolly Red Giant
jolly member
jolly roger
jolly stick
joy prong
joy stick
joyknob
joystick
Julius Caesar
jungle meat
junior
kazoo
key
key to heaven
kickapoo
kidney wiper
kielbasa
King King Dong
king-member
king's iron
kit
knitting needle
knob
knob-ache
knobster
knocker
lad, the
ladies' delight
ladies' lollipop
ladies' plaything
ladies' treasure
lady-ware (lady-ware)
lamp of life
lance in rest
lance of love
langer
lanoola
large cock
Lazarus
lead in your pencil
leather cigar
leather dresser
leather stretcher
lever
libido bandido
licorice stick
life preserver
lift-up
limbless erast
lingam
lipstick
lithoid phallus
little brother
Little Buddy
Little Dick(ie)
little dipper
Little Elvis
little engine
little finger
little friend
little head
little man
Little Peter
little pinkie
little sliver of flesh
Little Willy
liver turner
live wire
lizard
load
loaded gun
lob
log
lollypop (lollipop)
long dong
Long Dong Silver
long pole
long pork
long trade
longfellow
longhorn
louisville slugger
love bone
love dart
love gun
love handle
love length
love machine
love meat
love muscle
love pump
love-rod
love sausage
love scepter
love stick
love tool
love torpedo
love trumpet
love truncheon
love-wand
loves battering ram
loves dribbling dart
loves engine
love pick-lock
loves sensitive truncheon
lower male proboscis
luggage
lunchbox
lung disturber
lust bone
lust shaft
lust sword
machine (of love)
machinery, nuts and bolts
Mad Mick
maggot
magic wand
magnum
main vein
Majesty in Purple Cap, His
Major Woody
male begetting organ
male cleaver
male genital appendage
male genital cleaver
male genital club
male genital dispenser
male genital probe
male genital organ
male genital teat
male gladiolus
male interfemoral infidel
male intruder
male knout
male member
male membrum erectum
male monolith
male netherlandmale organ
male organ of generation
male organ of reproduction
male organs of generation
male organs of reproduction
male organon
male pendant
male poker
male pound of flesh
male pudendal trifler
male pudendum
male reproductive organs
male satisfier
male sex(ual) organ
male sexual organon
male sinker
male urogenitial horn
maleness
mallet
man
man-meat
man mountain
man root
man steel
man's best leg of three
man's privaties
man's third leg
manbone
manhood
manliness
manmeat
marabon stork
maritudinal erection
Marquess of Lorne
Marquis de Lorne
Marquis of Lorne
marriage gear
marrow-bone
masculine part
master member
master of ceremonies
master tool
masterpiece
material part
mating meat
mating tool
matrimonial peacemaker
maypole
means of generation
meat
meat and (two) potatoes
meat and two veg
meat and two vegetables
meat axe
meat case
meat cleaver
meat dagger
meat flute
meat for the butcher
meat for the famished and the starving
meat for the poor
meat for the needy
meat for the poor (the needy, the famished and the starving)
meat puppet
meat-seeking pissile
meat whistle
meatus longus
member
Member for Cockshire
membrum virile
membrum virile erectum
mentula
merrymaker
Mickey
middle finger
middle leg
middle stump
mighty meat
milk bone
milkman
millimeter-peter
missile
missile of Venus launched
Mister Happy
Mister Fuzzy
Mister Poky
Mister Softy
Mister Wiggly
modigger
moisture missile
mole
mommy-daddy button
monkey
morning hard-on
morning pride
morning wood
most precious part(s)
mouse
moving parts
Mr. Big
Mr. Bluevein
Mr. Friendly
Mr. Priapus
Mr. Wong
muff missile
muscle (of love)
mutinous rogue
mutton
mutton bayonet
mutton dagger
mutton gun
mutton musket
my body's captain
Nebuchadnezzar
nameless thing
nature's scythe
naughty toy
nearsighted
needle
needle-dick
nervous cane
nether parts
nether proboscis
nether regions
night stick
nightcrawler
nimrod
nine iron
nippy
nob
noodle
nothin cock
nubbin
nudger
nutrageous
nutty buddy
oak tree
oblisk
okra and prunes
Old Adam
old baldy
old blind Bob
Old Damocles
old faceful
Old Faithful
Old Faithless
old goat-peter
Old Hornington
Old Horny
old one-eye
Old Slimy
old warty cod
Omar the tentmaker
on the bonk
on the honk
on the stand
one-eye(d)
one-eyed Bob
one-eyed brother
one-eyed demon
one-eyed monk
one-eyed monster
one-eyed pants mouse
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser snake
one eyed whale
one-eyed wonder
one-eyed wonder worm
one-eyed worm
one-eyed zipper snake
one's person
organ
organ of reproduction
organum virile
organum virile durum
organum virile erectum
oscar
Oscar Meyer
P-maker
package
packs a ton, he
packs a wallop, he
pan handle
pantilever
pants philistine
pants python
pants worm
parts below
passion pole
Pat and Mick
pax wax
peacemaker
pecker
pecker wood
pecnoster
peculator pecker
peculiar member
Pedro
pee-dee
peenie
peep
pee-pee (peepee)
peepee hole
peeper
peewee
peezel
peg
pego
pen
penal dick
pencil
pencil and tassel
pencil dick
pendulum
penicillus
penie
penile erection
penis immensus
penis in erectus
peppermint stick
perch
Percy
pestle
pet snake
peter
phallating club
phallating stick
phallic decorum
phallic erection
phallic pendant
phallic cleraver
phallic pencil
phallic prod
phallic quencher
phallic scratcher
phallus
phallus adamantus
phallus erectus
phallus induratus
phallus rigidus
piccolo
pickle
picklock
picnic lunch
piddler
piece of meat
pike
pikestaff
piledriver
pilgrims staff
pillcock
pillicock
pillock
pichita de oro
pimple-prick
pin
pinga
pink bus
pink cadillac
pink oboe
pink torpedo
pinkler
pintle
pioneer of nature
pipe (outside)
piss fat
piss handle
piss hard
piss hard-on
piss-pipe
piss proud
pisser
pissworm
pistol
piston
piston rod
pitch a tent
pitching a tent in one's shorts
pixie stick
pizzle
pizzler
placket-racket
plaything
plonker
plug
plug-tail
plunger
P-maker
pocket fisherman
pogo-stick
point
pointer
poker
pole
Polyphemus
pood
poontanger
pooper
poperine pear
popsicle
popsicle stick
popular body parts
popular parts of your anatomy
pork
pork dagger
pork enema
pork sword
porridge gun
portable pocket rocket
potato finger
potent regiment
poud
prack
priapus
prick
prick-pride
prick-proud
prick-stand
prickle
pride and joy
pride-of-the-morning
prides
princock
prigpas
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Principal Skinner
private parts
private property
privates
privities
privy limb
privy limbs
privy members
privy parts
prod
prong
pronger
proud below the navel
proud inclination of the flesh
pud
pudding
pudendal intruder
pudendal trifler
pudendus
pump
pump action mottgun
pump handle
punisher, the
puny prick
pup
puppy
purple-headed avenger
purple-headed custard chucker
purple-headed meat puppet
purple-headed love truncheon
purple-headed monster
purple-headed warrior
purple helmeted yogurt thrower
purple lollipop
purple-throbber
purple-veined tonsil-tickler
purse
pus-rod
pussy diver
pussy feeder
pussy fodder
pussy-fucker
pussy pleaser
pussy plunger
pussy-poker
pussy-sticker
putter
putz
pylon
python
quickening peg
quiff-splitter
quim-stake
quim-stick
quim-wedge
rabbit
raise a gallop
ram charger
rammer
ramrod
randy
ranger
rat
raw meat
real piece
reamer
Rector of (the) Females
red cap
red hot poker
red lobster
redcap
reproductive organs
Richard
rig
rigid digit
rise
rise in the Levis
roaring horn
roaring jack
rock formation
rock python
rocket
rod
rod of love
Rodney
rod-on
rodger
roger
Roger the Lodger
rolling pin
roly-poly
rooster
root
rosy red reproductive rod
roto-rooter
rubigo
rudder
rude bits
rude parts
ruffian
rule of three
rump-splitter
Rupert
salami
salty dog
salty yogurt slinger
sausage
schlong
schmekel
schmeegle
schmock
schmuck
schnitzel
schwanz
schwantz
schwing
scope
scorz
screwdriver
scrote
scurvy end
secret parts
semen shooter
Senator Packwood
sensitive plant
sensitive truncheon
serpent
sex bone
sex meat
sex organon (of the male)
sex stalk
sexing piece
sexocet missile
sexual organon (of the male)
sexual trocar of the male
shaft
shaft of Cupid
shaft of delight
shit stabber
shit stick
shlong
shmendrik
shmok
shmuck
shooting iron
shooting stick
short and curlies
short arm
short hairs
short leg
shove-straight
shrimp
shriveller
shtick
silent flute
silky appendage
silver penny
sinbad
skinclad tube
skin flute
skinned
slug
slurpee
small arm
small person
smeat
snake
snatch pointer
snorker
snotty
solicitor general, the
southern hemisphere
spear
spermapositor
spike
spike-faggot
spiked phallus
spindle
spit
spitfire
spitter
spitting cobra
split-mutton
spooge gun
sporran
sporting some wood
spout
Spunky
spurm gun
stable
stacked
staff
stag
stalk
stand
stand-on
standard
standing
standing member
stanley (the power drill)
star-gazer
steak
steel beam
steely dan
stem
stemmer
stick
stick and bangers
sticker
stickshift
sticky finger
sticky spud gun
stiff
stiff-and-stout
stiff deity
stiff-on
stiff one
stiff peter
stiff stander
stiffy (or Stiffy)
sting
stinger
stocking stuffer
stonk
stonk-on
stonker
stork
Stormy Dick
stout warrior
strap
stretcher
string and nuggets
stud
stud meat
stuffy
stump
sugar stick
Sunday best
Sunday clothes
superdick
swack
swanska
sweet meat
swelling
swizzle stick
sword
tackle
tadge
tadger
tail
tail high
tail-line
tail pike
tail pin
tail tackle
tallywag
tallywagger
tallywhacker
tan-trouser(ed) snake
tannhauser
tarse
tarzoon
tassel
teapot
teenie-weenie
temporary priapism
tenant-in-tail
tender tumour
10-Pounder
tent
tent peg
tent pole
terror of virgins
Texan
Texas longhorn
thing
thing-a-ling
thingie
thingamaling
thingummy
thingy
third leg
thistle
Thomas
thorn (in the flesh)
three card trick
three-inch fool
three-piece set
three-piece suit
throb knob
throbbing member
throbbing muscle of pure love
throbbing python (of love)
thumb
thumb of love
thumper
tickle faggot
tickle-gizzard
tickle-tail
tickle-toby
tickler
tiddelly pod
tiki-tiki
tilt on one's kilt
tit-bit
tittle-bat
todger
tom-tom
Tom Thumb
Tommy
tong
tonk
tonsil wrench
toobsnake
toobsteak
tool
tool of pleasure
toothache
tootsie roll
toot meat
torch of Cupid
tosh
tossergash
touch-on
touch-trap
towel rack
toy
trap stick
tree of life
tree of love
tref
Tricky Dicky
trifle
trigger
trombone
trouser ferret
trouser mauser
trouser snake
trouser tent
trouser trick
trouser trout
trouser trumpet
trouser truncheon
trouser worm
trumpet
truncheon
trypan
tube of meat
tube-steak (tubesteak of love)
tug muscle
tumefied phallus
tumescent
tummy banana
tummy-tickler
turgid bayonet
turkey baster
turkey neck
turned on
turnip
twanger
tweeterfrank
twiddle-diddler
twig
twig and berries
two dots and a dash
ugly little dog Dick
uncle
Uncle Dick
Uncle Jim and the twins at attention
undercarriage
under par
underpant eel
underparts
unemployed
unit
unmentionables
unruly member
up
up a bone
up-pointed male spike
upright grand
upscope
urinary petcock
urogenital tailpiece
useless
vaginal dilator
vegetable stick
vein laden meatpipe
veiny bang stick
veiny salami
verge
VIP
virgins dream
virile member
virile reflex
virilia
vitals
vomer
voorsch
wab
wag
wake up with Jake up
walking tripod
wammer
wand
wang
wang bone
wang-tang
wangdoodle
wanger
wank stick
wanker
wankrod
water engine
water pistol
water spout
water worker
wazoo
wazzock
weapon
wedding kit
wedding tackle
wedge
wedge bone
wee
wee-man
wee-wee
weener
weenie
weiner
weinie
well-endowed
well-equipped
well-furnished
well-hung
well-knobbed
well-loaded
welt
whalebone
whacker
whammer
whang
whang bone
whangdoodle
whanger
whatchamacallit
whatsis
whatsit
whatsus
whatzis
wheezer
whip
whip whistle
whisker splitter
whistle
white owl
whoopie stick
whopper
whore-pipe
wick
Wicked Willie
wiener
wienie
wife's best friend
wigga-wagga
wild rogue
Wilde Oscar
willie
willy
willy the burping worm
wingdoodle
winkie
winkie wankie woo
winkle
winky
winny-popper
wire
wishbone
wistle
women pleaser
womb broom
womb bruiser
womb brush
womb cannon
womb ferret
won ton
wong
wonk
wonger
wood
Woodrow
woody
Woody Johnson
woofer
wooter
wop
worm
worm with a nazi helmet
wriggling pole
wriggling stick
wuf
wurst
yack
yang
yang fella
yard
yardage
yards of personality
Yasser
Yasser Crackafat (Crack-a-fat)
ying-yang
yosh
yoyo
yum-yum
yummies
yutz
zab
zap
zipperfish
zoob
zoobrick
zubb
zucchini
zubrick
Aaron's rod
abominable pants worm
Abraham
accordion
ace
ace poker
Adams arsenal
Adam's dagger
Adam's whip
agate
all-beef sausage
almond
almond rock
amblyopic organ
angle
animated ivory
anteater
apparatus
appendage
appropriate member
arbor vitae
arm
arm of love
armored division
arrow
arse-opener
arse worm
arse-wedge
arser
artillerie de Cupidon
artillerie de Venus
ass-opener
ass-wedge
auger
baby
baby beef
baby-grinder
baby-maker
babys arm
baby's forarm
Bacchus march
bacon
bacon bazooka
badger
bag-filler
bagadga
baggette
bald-headed candidate
bald-headed hermit
bald-headed mouse
bald-headed rat
bald man
baloney
baloney pony
bamboo stick
banana
band-member
banger
banjo string
bar
barge pole
bat
baton
batter
battering piece
battering ram
battlefat
bauble
bayonet
bazooka
bazooka shooter
BD drill
beak
bean
bean pole
bean-shooter
bean-tosser
beard-splitter
beating tool
beaver cleaver
beaver lever
bed flute
beef
beef bayo with extra mayo
beef bayonet
beef jerky
beef stick
beef whistle
beer can
bell
bell-rope
bell-swagged
belly ruffian
belt buster
best friend
best leg of three
best part (of a male/man)
Bethlehem Steel
bicho
big bamboo
big Ben
big bird
big bite
big brother
big daddy
big dipper
big fella
Big Foot Joe
big head
big hunk of meat
big one
big piece of meat
big red
big wand
bilbo
billy
billy club
bingey
biological reaction
biological response
bird
bishop
bishop's miter
bit of beef
bit of hard
bit of stiff
biteful
black limo
black pencil
black snake
blackjack
blade
blanket stiff
blind
Blind Bob
blind buckler
blind piece
blood-breaker
blow pop
blow stick
blowtorch
bludgeon
blue steeler
blue thimble
blue vein
blue-veined custard chucker
blue-veined junket pump(er)
blue-veined hooligan
blue-veined piccolo
blue-veined steak
blue-veined throbber
blue-veined trumpet
blue veiner
blunt end
bobby-dangler
bobby's helmet
bobstay
bobtail
bodkin
body's captain
bogga
bone
bone in the leg
bone-on
bone phone
bone-up
boneless appendage (of the male)
boneless fish
boneless stiff
boner
boneroni
bonfire
bonk-on
boss and his two helpers
botuliform genital pendant of the male
bow
bowsprit
boy
boy toy
branch
brat-getter
broom handle
bristle up
broomstick
Brown Joe
bruiser
brush
bubbly jack
bubbly jock
bucking bronco
buddy
buffing stick
bug-fucker
bugle
bulge
bullish
bum tickler
bun puncher
bun spreader
bung
burrito
bush beater
bush whacker
business
buster
butcher
butt basher
butt smasher
butterfinger
button buster
button mushroom
button-short
buttonhole worker
BVH
camel complaint
canary
candle
candy
candy cane
candy stick
cannon
captain
Captain Hard
Captain Hightop the Love Commander
Captain Hogseye
Captain One-Eye
Captain Picard
Captain Standish
carnal member
carnal part
carnal part
carnal stump
carrot
carry a big stick
cartes
carts
cartso
cartzo
catso
catzo
Casey
cavity probe
chanticleer
charger
Charles the Bald
cheesy bunnet
cheesy wheelbarrow
cherry birch
cherry picker
cherry splitter
chibi
child-getter
chimney-stopper
chingus
chink-stopper
choad
chode
choker
chooza
chopper
Chris Hardwick
Christ and two apostles
christener
chub
chubby
chull
chum
chunky monkey
chutney ferret
cinnamon stick
clava
club
cobra
cock
cock of death
cock-on
cock-stand
cockaroony
cocked
cocked gun
cockoroony
cockroach
cockstand
cocktus erectus
cocky
codpiece
Colleen Bawn
Compass of the Netherland
concern
concrete donkey
copper stick
coral branch
corker
corn beef cudgel
corpuscle
Corsican
cory
coupler
coupling bat
crab ladder
crack a fat
crack hunter
cracking tool
cracksman
crank
crankshaft
cranny hunter
cream-stick
cremorne
crimson chitterling
crimson crowbar
crook
crotch cartilage
crotch cobra
crotch rocket
crowbar
crowd pleaser
crown jewels
crumpet-trumpet
cuckoo
cucumber
culty-gun
cum slinger
cunny-catcher
cunt-stabber
cunt-stand
cunt-sticker
cunt-stirrer
cunt-stretcher
Cupid's torch
curls
curlies
curly hairs
custard-chucker
cutlass
Cyclops
daddy longdick
daddy mack
dagger
dang
dangle
dangle-dong
dangler
dangling participle
dart (of love)
dawn horn
dear morsel
dearest member
delight of women
derrick
devil
diamond cutter
dibble
dick
dick butkiss
dick-tator
dick up
dickery-dock
Dickie (Dicky; Dickey)
Dickie and the boys
dickory dock
dicky
diddly-whacker
digitis erectus
dill
dilly-whacker
dimple-dick
ding
ding-a-ling
ding-dong
dingbat
dinghy
dingle
dingle-dangle
dingo
dingus
dingy
dink
dinosaur
dipstick
dirk
divining rod
do-funny
do-jigger
do-johnny
dobber
Doctor Cocker
Doctor Johnson
dofunny
dog
dohickey
dohickie
dohinger
dojigger
dojohnnie
dolly
dolphin
donaker
dong
donger
donkey
donkey dick
donkey-dicked
donkey-rigged
donkified
donniker
donut holder
doodad
doodle
doodle-flap
doohicky
doover
doowhackey
dopper
dork
down-led
drain pipe
draped
dribble-cock
driving post
drooper
droopy
drumstick
ducky-bird
dummy
dust cover for the cunt
dydus
eager pleaser
eel
eggwhite cannon
ejac vac
eleventh finger
Elmer Pudd
enemy
engine
engine of love
English sentry
enob
equipment
erected spermapositor
erectile urogenital appendage
erectio penis
erectivation
Eric Shun
everlasting gobstopper
extra digit
eye dropper
eye-hole
eye-opener
eye of the Bishop
fags toothbrush
faggots toothbrush
family jewels
family organ
fancy work
fanny ferret
Fat Frank
fat one
fat peter
father-of-all
ferret
fiddle bow
fiddlestick (fiddle-stick)
fiddling stick
finger puppet
firm worm
first leg of three
fish stick
fixed bayonet
flag
flagpole
flap-doodle (flapdoodle)
flapper
flesh pencil
flip-flap
flute
foaming beef probe
fool-sticker
foot long
foreman
fornicating engine
fornicating member
fornicating tool
fornicator
fountain pen
Fred
frigamajig
fruit for the monkey
fuck-meat
fuck muscle
fuck pole
fuck-rod
fuck-stick
fucker
fucking stick
fucking tool
fuckstick
fud packer
fun bone
fun-stick
funk-stick
funmaker
gadget
gadso
gap-stopper
gardener
gargantuan organum virile
gator
gaying instrument
gear
gearstick
gearstick d'amour
generating tool
generation tool
generative organ
genital coupler
genital forefoot
genital pound of flesh
genital reamer
genital staff
genital shaft
genital tentacle
genitalia
gentle fist
gentle tittler
gentleman
gentleman's appendage
get a stand
gherkin
gifted
giggle stick
giggling pin
gingambobs
girl catcher
girlometer
glory pole
glow rod
glow stick
gnarled root of love
goat
gobstopper
Gods revenge on a woman
golden rivet
goober
good foot
good parts
good time (prison use)
goose's neck
gooser
goot
gooter
goy toy
gravy-giver
gravy-maker
grew proud below the navel
grinding tool
gristle
gristle-stick
guided missile
gully-raker
gun
gut-stick (gutstick)
hacker
hair divider
hair splitter
hairless wonder
hairy banana
hairy sausage
half a cob
ham and two eggs
ham howitzer
hambone
Hamilton Wick
hammer
Hampton Wick
hand made
hand reared
hand-staff (handstaff)
handle
hang-down
Hanging Johnny
hard
hard-bit
hard head
hard-on
hard salami
hard-up
hardened spermapositor
Hardhat Harry
hardware
harpoon
hat rack
have a bone
have a bone-on
have a boner
have a hard-on
have a horn
have a rod-on
having it on
he-thing
heat in the meat
heat seeking missile
heat seeking moisture missile
Herman the One-eyed German
hermit
hickey
hidden treasure
hidden tumor
His Majesty in purple cap
hissing Sid
ho-handle
hock
hodge dog
hoe-handle
hog
hogger
hole puncher
holiday money
holy poker
holy pole
honker
honorable prick
hopping bug
horn, the
horn-colic
hornification
horse's handbrake
horsemeat
hose
hot dog
hot member
hot rod
hotchee
hugen
human enema
humpmobile
hung
hung like a dinosaur
hung like a horse
hunk of meat
husbandman of nature
ice cream machine
ID
idol
in full fig
in one's Sunday best
in one's Sunday clothes
inch
inch instrument
instrument
instrumentum erectum
intromittent organ
Irish root
Irish toothache
Irish toothpick
it
Jack
Jack-in-the-box
Jack in a box
jackalope
jakey
jackhammer
jacktool
jammy
jang
jap's eye
jawbreaker
jenny
jean tent
jellyroll
Jenny Tull
jerking iron
jewelry
jewelry showcase.
jezebel
jig-jag
jig-jigger
jigger
jigging bone
jiggle bone
jiggling bone
Jim Dog
Jimbo
jimbrowsky
jimmy
jing-jang
jizz jemmy
jock
jockum
John Tom
John Thomas
John Thursday
John Willie
Johnny Come lately
johnson
joint
Jolly Red Giant
jolly member
jolly roger
jolly stick
joy prong
joy stick
joyknob
joystick
Julius Caesar
jungle meat
junior
kazoo
key
key to heaven
kickapoo
kidney wiper
kielbasa
King King Dong
king-member
king's iron
kit
knitting needle
knob
knob-ache
knobster
knocker
lad, the
ladies' delight
ladies' lollipop
ladies' plaything
ladies' treasure
lady-ware (lady-ware)
lamp of life
lance in rest
lance of love
langer
lanoola
large cock
Lazarus
lead in your pencil
leather cigar
leather dresser
leather stretcher
lever
libido bandido
licorice stick
life preserver
lift-up
limbless erast
lingam
lipstick
lithoid phallus
little brother
Little Buddy
Little Dick(ie)
little dipper
Little Elvis
little engine
little finger
little friend
little head
little man
Little Peter
little pinkie
little sliver of flesh
Little Willy
liver turner
live wire
lizard
load
loaded gun
lob
log
lollypop (lollipop)
long dong
Long Dong Silver
long pole
long pork
long trade
longfellow
longhorn
louisville slugger
love bone
love dart
love gun
love handle
love length
love machine
love meat
love muscle
love pump
love-rod
love sausage
love scepter
love stick
love tool
love torpedo
love trumpet
love truncheon
love-wand
loves battering ram
loves dribbling dart
loves engine
love pick-lock
loves sensitive truncheon
lower male proboscis
luggage
lunchbox
lung disturber
lust bone
lust shaft
lust sword
machine (of love)
machinery, nuts and bolts
Mad Mick
maggot
magic wand
magnum
main vein
Majesty in Purple Cap, His
Major Woody
male begetting organ
male cleaver
male genital appendage
male genital cleaver
male genital club
male genital dispenser
male genital probe
male genital organ
male genital teat
male gladiolus
male interfemoral infidel
male intruder
male knout
male member
male membrum erectum
male monolith
male netherlandmale organ
male organ of generation
male organ of reproduction
male organs of generation
male organs of reproduction
male organon
male pendant
male poker
male pound of flesh
male pudendal trifler
male pudendum
male reproductive organs
male satisfier
male sex(ual) organ
male sexual organon
male sinker
male urogenitial horn
maleness
mallet
man
man-meat
man mountain
man root
man steel
man's best leg of three
man's privaties
man's third leg
manbone
manhood
manliness
manmeat
marabon stork
maritudinal erection
Marquess of Lorne
Marquis de Lorne
Marquis of Lorne
marriage gear
marrow-bone
masculine part
master member
master of ceremonies
master tool
masterpiece
material part
mating meat
mating tool
matrimonial peacemaker
maypole
means of generation
meat
meat and (two) potatoes
meat and two veg
meat and two vegetables
meat axe
meat case
meat cleaver
meat dagger
meat flute
meat for the butcher
meat for the famished and the starving
meat for the poor
meat for the needy
meat for the poor (the needy, the famished and the starving)
meat puppet
meat-seeking pissile
meat whistle
meatus longus
member
Member for Cockshire
membrum virile
membrum virile erectum
mentula
merrymaker
Mickey
middle finger
middle leg
middle stump
mighty meat
milk bone
milkman
millimeter-peter
missile
missile of Venus launched
Mister Happy
Mister Fuzzy
Mister Poky
Mister Softy
Mister Wiggly
modigger
moisture missile
mole
mommy-daddy button
monkey
morning hard-on
morning pride
morning wood
most precious part(s)
mouse
moving parts
Mr. Big
Mr. Bluevein
Mr. Friendly
Mr. Priapus
Mr. Wong
muff missile
muscle (of love)
mutinous rogue
mutton
mutton bayonet
mutton dagger
mutton gun
mutton musket
my body's captain
Nebuchadnezzar
nameless thing
nature's scythe
naughty toy
nearsighted
needle
needle-dick
nervous cane
nether parts
nether proboscis
nether regions
night stick
nightcrawler
nimrod
nine iron
nippy
nob
noodle
nothin cock
nubbin
nudger
nutrageous
nutty buddy
oak tree
oblisk
okra and prunes
Old Adam
old baldy
old blind Bob
Old Damocles
old faceful
Old Faithful
Old Faithless
old goat-peter
Old Hornington
Old Horny
old one-eye
Old Slimy
old warty cod
Omar the tentmaker
on the bonk
on the honk
on the stand
one-eye(d)
one-eyed Bob
one-eyed brother
one-eyed demon
one-eyed monk
one-eyed monster
one-eyed pants mouse
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser snake
one eyed whale
one-eyed wonder
one-eyed wonder worm
one-eyed worm
one-eyed zipper snake
one's person
organ
organ of reproduction
organum virile
organum virile durum
organum virile erectum
oscar
Oscar Meyer
P-maker
package
packs a ton, he
packs a wallop, he
pan handle
pantilever
pants philistine
pants python
pants worm
parts below
passion pole
Pat and Mick
pax wax
peacemaker
pecker
pecker wood
pecnoster
peculator pecker
peculiar member
Pedro
pee-dee
peenie
peep
pee-pee (peepee)
peepee hole
peeper
peewee
peezel
peg
pego
pen
penal dick
pencil
pencil and tassel
pencil dick
pendulum
penicillus
penie
penile erection
penis immensus
penis in erectus
peppermint stick
perch
Percy
pestle
pet snake
peter
phallating club
phallating stick
phallic decorum
phallic erection
phallic pendant
phallic cleraver
phallic pencil
phallic prod
phallic quencher
phallic scratcher
phallus
phallus adamantus
phallus erectus
phallus induratus
phallus rigidus
piccolo
pickle
picklock
picnic lunch
piddler
piece of meat
pike
pikestaff
piledriver
pilgrims staff
pillcock
pillicock
pillock
pichita de oro
pimple-prick
pin
pinga
pink bus
pink cadillac
pink oboe
pink torpedo
pinkler
pintle
pioneer of nature
pipe (outside)
piss fat
piss handle
piss hard
piss hard-on
piss-pipe
piss proud
pisser
pissworm
pistol
piston
piston rod
pitch a tent
pitching a tent in one's shorts
pixie stick
pizzle
pizzler
placket-racket
plaything
plonker
plug
plug-tail
plunger
P-maker
pocket fisherman
pogo-stick
point
pointer
poker
pole
Polyphemus
pood
poontanger
pooper
poperine pear
popsicle
popsicle stick
popular body parts
popular parts of your anatomy
pork
pork dagger
pork enema
pork sword
porridge gun
portable pocket rocket
potato finger
potent regiment
poud
prack
priapus
prick
prick-pride
prick-proud
prick-stand
prickle
pride and joy
pride-of-the-morning
prides
princock
prigpas
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Principal Skinner
private parts
private property
privates
privities
privy limb
privy limbs
privy members
privy parts
prod
prong
pronger
proud below the navel
proud inclination of the flesh
pud
pudding
pudendal intruder
pudendal trifler
pudendus
pump
pump action mottgun
pump handle
punisher, the
puny prick
pup
puppy
purple-headed avenger
purple-headed custard chucker
purple-headed meat puppet
purple-headed love truncheon
purple-headed monster
purple-headed warrior
purple helmeted yogurt thrower
purple lollipop
purple-throbber
purple-veined tonsil-tickler
purse
pus-rod
pussy diver
pussy feeder
pussy fodder
pussy-fucker
pussy pleaser
pussy plunger
pussy-poker
pussy-sticker
putter
putz
pylon
python
quickening peg
quiff-splitter
quim-stake
quim-stick
quim-wedge
rabbit
raise a gallop
ram charger
rammer
ramrod
randy
ranger
rat
raw meat
real piece
reamer
Rector of (the) Females
red cap
red hot poker
red lobster
redcap
reproductive organs
Richard
rig
rigid digit
rise
rise in the Levis
roaring horn
roaring jack
rock formation
rock python
rocket
rod
rod of love
Rodney
rod-on
rodger
roger
Roger the Lodger
rolling pin
roly-poly
rooster
root
rosy red reproductive rod
roto-rooter
rubigo
rudder
rude bits
rude parts
ruffian
rule of three
rump-splitter
Rupert
salami
salty dog
salty yogurt slinger
sausage
schlong
schmekel
schmeegle
schmock
schmuck
schnitzel
schwanz
schwantz
schwing
scope
scorz
screwdriver
scrote
scurvy end
secret parts
semen shooter
Senator Packwood
sensitive plant
sensitive truncheon
serpent
sex bone
sex meat
sex organon (of the male)
sex stalk
sexing piece
sexocet missile
sexual organon (of the male)
sexual trocar of the male
shaft
shaft of Cupid
shaft of delight
shit stabber
shit stick
shlong
shmendrik
shmok
shmuck
shooting iron
shooting stick
short and curlies
short arm
short hairs
short leg
shove-straight
shrimp
shriveller
shtick
silent flute
silky appendage
silver penny
sinbad
skinclad tube
skin flute
skinned
slug
slurpee
small arm
small person
smeat
snake
snatch pointer
snorker
snotty
solicitor general, the
southern hemisphere
spear
spermapositor
spike
spike-faggot
spiked phallus
spindle
spit
spitfire
spitter
spitting cobra
split-mutton
spooge gun
sporran
sporting some wood
spout
Spunky
spurm gun
stable
stacked
staff
stag
stalk
stand
stand-on
standard
standing
standing member
stanley (the power drill)
star-gazer
steak
steel beam
steely dan
stem
stemmer
stick
stick and bangers
sticker
stickshift
sticky finger
sticky spud gun
stiff
stiff-and-stout
stiff deity
stiff-on
stiff one
stiff peter
stiff stander
stiffy (or Stiffy)
sting
stinger
stocking stuffer
stonk
stonk-on
stonker
stork
Stormy Dick
stout warrior
strap
stretcher
string and nuggets
stud
stud meat
stuffy
stump
sugar stick
Sunday best
Sunday clothes
superdick
swack
swanska
sweet meat
swelling
swizzle stick
sword
tackle
tadge
tadger
tail
tail high
tail-line
tail pike
tail pin
tail tackle
tallywag
tallywagger
tallywhacker
tan-trouser(ed) snake
tannhauser
tarse
tarzoon
tassel
teapot
teenie-weenie
temporary priapism
tenant-in-tail
tender tumour
10-Pounder
tent
tent peg
tent pole
terror of virgins
Texan
Texas longhorn
thing
thing-a-ling
thingie
thingamaling
thingummy
thingy
third leg
thistle
Thomas
thorn (in the flesh)
three card trick
three-inch fool
three-piece set
three-piece suit
throb knob
throbbing member
throbbing muscle of pure love
throbbing python (of love)
thumb
thumb of love
thumper
tickle faggot
tickle-gizzard
tickle-tail
tickle-toby
tickler
tiddelly pod
tiki-tiki
tilt on one's kilt
tit-bit
tittle-bat
todger
tom-tom
Tom Thumb
Tommy
tong
tonk
tonsil wrench
toobsnake
toobsteak
tool
tool of pleasure
toothache
tootsie roll
toot meat
torch of Cupid
tosh
tossergash
touch-on
touch-trap
towel rack
toy
trap stick
tree of life
tree of love
tref
Tricky Dicky
trifle
trigger
trombone
trouser ferret
trouser mauser
trouser snake
trouser tent
trouser trick
trouser trout
trouser trumpet
trouser truncheon
trouser worm
trumpet
truncheon
trypan
tube of meat
tube-steak (tubesteak of love)
tug muscle
tumefied phallus
tumescent
tummy banana
tummy-tickler
turgid bayonet
turkey baster
turkey neck
turned on
turnip
twanger
tweeterfrank
twiddle-diddler
twig
twig and berries
two dots and a dash
ugly little dog Dick
uncle
Uncle Dick
Uncle Jim and the twins at attention
undercarriage
under par
underpant eel
underparts
unemployed
unit
unmentionables
unruly member
up
up a bone
up-pointed male spike
upright grand
upscope
urinary petcock
urogenital tailpiece
useless
vaginal dilator
vegetable stick
vein laden meatpipe
veiny bang stick
veiny salami
verge
VIP
virgins dream
virile member
virile reflex
virilia
vitals
vomer
voorsch
wab
wag
wake up with Jake up
walking tripod
wammer
wand
wang
wang bone
wang-tang
wangdoodle
wanger
wank stick
wanker
wankrod
water engine
water pistol
water spout
water worker
wazoo
wazzock
weapon
wedding kit
wedding tackle
wedge
wedge bone
wee
wee-man
wee-wee
weener
weenie
weiner
weinie
well-endowed
well-equipped
well-furnished
well-hung
well-knobbed
well-loaded
welt
whalebone
whacker
whammer
whang
whang bone
whangdoodle
whanger
whatchamacallit
whatsis
whatsit
whatsus
whatzis
wheezer
whip
whip whistle
whisker splitter
whistle
white owl
whoopie stick
whopper
whore-pipe
wick
Wicked Willie
wiener
wienie
wife's best friend
wigga-wagga
wild rogue
Wilde Oscar
willie
willy
willy the burping worm
wingdoodle
winkie
winkie wankie woo
winkle
winky
winny-popper
wire
wishbone
wistle
women pleaser
womb broom
womb bruiser
womb brush
womb cannon
womb ferret
won ton
wong
wonk
wonger
wood
Woodrow
woody
Woody Johnson
woofer
wooter
wop
worm
worm with a nazi helmet
wriggling pole
wriggling stick
wuf
wurst
yack
yang
yang fella
yard
yardage
yards of personality
Yasser
Yasser Crackafat (Crack-a-fat)
ying-yang
yosh
yoyo
yum-yum
yummies
yutz
zab
zap
zipperfish
zoob
zoobrick
zubb
zucchini
zubrick
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