Old men and young g/f's

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Well, credit where it's due, he's pretty forthright about that bit:


I have a great idea, Lion! You adopt my husband and I, leave the seven figures to us in your will on the contingency that we take care of you in your dottitude, then you NEVER need to settle down at all!!! (No, seriously!!! Hey, we'll be wayyyy more reliable than some 20+ bimbo with the added benefit of lively, intelligent conversation with people near your own age!).

Boom, all of MM life problems solved.

 

[SpyWizard]

Some day you will be old. Are you doomed? No way.

I am 68. My last g/f of 20 months was 31. My current is 28. Both girls and some false starts inbetween were sexy and good looking!

What is the secret? And the reality?

- Be fit! I am always on hrt or a cycle.
- Put her orgasm first. And don't make it penetration.
- Have a wide variety of moves especially oral and hands.
- Encourage her to be kinky and naughty with smiles. Make it fun.
- Take her shopping and have her sneak you into the changing room.
- Be prepared to pay. I don't mean whoring, but being there for her when a bill comes in and she is broke.
- Have her dance for you or pose after bailing her out.
- Be the Daddy substitute or even the Grandfather. This means finding women who have this need.
- Be good to her kid(s).
- Have that wisdom and power a young man has not accumulated.
- Be yourself with all your flaws. Young men try to be perfect.
- Guide her with big plans for her success as a person. And don't fail her.
- Be old fashion, but not a coot. Traditional.
- Be proud of her, especially in public or with your friends.

Oh yes .... put her in the will and let her know. I will settle down in my 70's and someone will get 7 figures.

you forgot the most important..

a vasectomy and don't tell her.. after all you are protecting someone's inheritance..