Names for Sexual Acts

[mrdeeznuts]

The blumpkin thread gave me an idea. Lets start a thread with names of sexuals acts. I'll start out with the
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HOT CARL
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Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.
2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.
3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.

All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
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A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.

A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
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When your roommate passes out and then you take a large creamy shit in their mouth.
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This is a simple maneuver where you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.
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When you take a shit on somebody's chest
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A hot carl is when you shit in your partners mouth.

If you miss their mouth and hit their face it is but a warm carl.
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to shit into a sock and hit slap a chick in the face with the sock.
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Hoticus maximus (anglo Saxson for Hot-Carl)L: When said giver deficates (Shit-piss) into large tube sock. When preperations are compleate the sock is slung and recipiants face. Thus a hot carl has been preform.
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A hot carl is when you are taking a shit and getting off while your girl gives you head (preferably while on the toilet).
(It is NOT taking a shit on someone's face, whether or not there's plastic wrap!!!)

 

[bilter]

hot carl!!!!!!!!!!thats just wrong!!!!
I can't top that

 

[mrdeeznuts]

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B and B
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Abbreviation for Beer and Bowjob.
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[mrdeeznuts]

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DIRTY JESUS
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when a girl is tied to a bed, with her legs crossed and she still manages to shit all over you.
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DIRTY ADOLF
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A dirty Adolf is after anal sex, you insert your finger into the rectum and smear the material under the female's nose, just like Adolf Hitler's mustache.----------------------------------------

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DIRTY ANDRETTI
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when driving your car and receiving oral sex, you lock the steering wheel down on the back of their head so they cannot come up
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DIRTY ANGEL
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A sexual act in which the male or female takes the Labia Minora of a women and spread them apart to resemble an Angel in a Dirty place.

Note: This can be done only to mature women and/or women who have been around the city more than 5 times.

"After giving oral sex (going down on your women), you can say with a seductive voice, "Hey baby, I see a dirty angel, and she is beautiful!!!"
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DIRTY APACHE
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after fingering a girl while she's having her period, you smear the blood on her cheeks war paint style.
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DIRTY APPLE
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Also known as ' Brown Apple '.
Taking the bottom part of an apple where it splices into a four form. Lubricating the such thing an forcing it into the anus. Popular with some women.
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DIRTY BAGEL
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1. When someone cums into cream cheese, or substitutes cream cheese for cum, and then serves it up...an odd tasting bagel.

2. Cumming on someone in the shape of a thick round circle
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DIRTY BAKER
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the act of eating a donut off of a man's penis; varieties include powered, glazed, chocolate, and sprinkles.
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DIRTY BEANBAG
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when a guys scratches his nut sack and slaps someone in the face using the same hand
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DIRTY BEAVER
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A 20 year old sweaty, greasy, slimy, hairy, moldy, tuna stuffed pussy.
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DIRTY BEEF CURTAIN
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A vagina that is used frequently; rode hard and put away wet.
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DIRTY BELLO
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while eating the pussy,or sucking dick in doggie style position, the female, or male squirts a little poop in your eye.
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DIRTY BEPPE
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Similar to a dirty sanchez but with coverage extended to the chin, like that of Beppé from Eastenders
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Similar to dirty sanchez, but involved spreading the shit down the sides of the mouth too. Taken from the character Beppe from the BBC soap EastEnders, who had a comedy Craig David style beard.
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DIRTY BERT
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after the act of anal sex, whiping santorum across your partner's brow, creating the illusion of a uni-brow.
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DIRTY BERTHA
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When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.
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DIRTY BIRD
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Hammering a girl in the ass who is not your girlfriend, then returning home and coercing your girlfriend into sucking your unwashed penis.
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When Your slut Girlfriend gives you head while simultaneously jerking off two of your friends
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DIRTY BISHOP
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You and your friends take turns excreting bodily wastes on a helplessy tied up Bishop with no schmock on.
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DIRTY BOMB
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To properly execute the dirty bomb, one must deficate on their partner's face from a vertical distance of no less than 6 feet."Yesterday, I dropped this wet-ass dirty bomb on this bitch's face from the top of the fridge; I was like 'bombs away bitch!!'"
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To properly lay a 'dirty bomb' one must first deficate on their partner's chest (in between the bosoms) and finally must slap the bosoms together (inward) to launch the fecal matter all over the face and lower areas.
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when a man does a girl in the ass and then proceeds to blow his wad in her face.
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DIRTY BOOTA
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Similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It is when a man is doing a woman (or another man, egads) in the ass, and the woman contorts herself so as to reach around into the man's asshole, extract a poo finger, and wipe the finger clean on the man's upper lip.
"Rhonda didn't like the way her boss was ass-fucking her, so she reached
around and gave him a dirty boota."
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DIRTY BOOTA
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Similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It is when a man is doing a woman (or another man, egads) in the ass, and the woman contorts herself so as to reach around into the man's asshole, extract a poo finger, and wipe the finger clean on the man's upper lip.
"Rhonda didn't like the way her boss was ass-fucking her, so she reached
around and gave him a dirty boota."
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DIRTY BRISTOW
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The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.
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DIRTY BUNDRA
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A reference to a sexual act in which the man, whilst gently having vaginal/anal intercourse with his partner, says sensual and kind things to them. His mood then changes as he approaches climax; he begins to more roughly have (usually) anal intercourse with his partner, and the conversation changes from gentle praise to loud berating and insulting. Finally, at point of climax, the man removes his penis, ejaculates in his partner's eyes, and tells them that they were the worst lay he's ever had and that they would serve themselves and the world better by drinking Drano and dying.

1. Dude, I had one last chance to have sex with Susie, and she said it would be what we could remember after we'd broken up. Stupid ho cheated on me, so I gave her a Dirty Bundra. Not only will it take her an hour to get the cum out of her eyes, but she'll surely NEVER call me again!

2. Man, I just got out of my meeting with the boss. Felt like I had been given a fickin' Dirty Bundra with all of the insults she was flingin'!
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DIRTY BUSTAMANTE
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One sits on their partner's chest and receives head, and just after coming backs up, leaving a shit streak or skid mark across their partner's chest. Takes someone with a dirty ass to accomplish.

"Phil's signature move was the Dirty Bustamante; to prepare he might not wash his ass for days"
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[mrdeeznuts]

bump this thread is sucking so far