My story

[SoKlueles]

Once upon a time, in a town called hamsterville, there lived a wee man named ..hammy who was the town hamstershaver. He was a lonely ole man. There were rumors of a defect in his body...he had a small penile area. He wasnt proud of his area but he lived in his little cabin in the woods with his hidden secret. He was a hairy little booger too. His friends and neighbors brought their hamsters to him to shear and put pretty pink or blue bows in their hair.
Well one day, there was a beautiful bodacious boobied girl named SoKlueles, she was hot and sexy and sweet and smart and beautiful and succulent and stunning and..well u get the drift..hammy fell for her like a ton of brick...He wanted to impress SoKlueles by shearing her pretty hamster named..Spuds.
Well, the day of SoKlueles' appointment, hammy put on some good smelling rodent cream and smelled so good...so when SoKlueles walked in, she was immediately attracted to hammys masculine smell...she forgot about getting her hamster shaved and jumped his bones.....hammy was the best sex she had ever had.....and he had a teeny weenie...
the moral of this story is......its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean

 

[hamstershaver]

without a doubt, worst thread ever

 

[SoKlueles]

danggggg i thought it was cute

 

[Sub-Zero]

danggggg i thought it was cute

is living with herpes a hastle?

 

[Gymgurl]

Why sub is yours acting up?

 

[d3track]

lol

 

[Dial_tone]

In the sequel SoKlueles takes DT balls deep in all three orifices and totally ruins her for other men.