let's discuss massage parlors

[Buddy_Christ]

i went to one once, but the chick was kinda old and wrinkly, so i didn't ask for the happy endings. the massage was good though.

do ALL asian massage parlors give happy endings? if so, i need to find one.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

You mean the ones with happy endings?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You mean the ones with happy endings?

well, i had one massage but it was at a place that didn't give happy endings. i heard that some places that give the happy endings will also stick their finger in your butt a little to make you finish a little faster and harder...ya know, more bang for the buck. i think that'd be kinda cool.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

So where are these said places? I think it'd be cool to try one, if the chicks are hot.

 

[BileStew]

Dude, why do you keep getting bombed, the cast from Queer Eye have it out for you?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

So where are these said places? I think it'd be cool to try one, if the chicks are hot.

i dunno man. someone told me to try the Asian ones and ask them if they give a "good massage" while holding some change in my hand and make a quick stroking motion so the change jingles around a little. if they say yes, you're gonna get the happy endings.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Dude, why do you keep getting bombed, the cast from Queer Eye have it out for you?

i guess. maybe if some plat members complained that they can't read my posts because a few of the Queer Guys for Glory Holes keep bombing be, it'll stop. wh knows.


anyway, back to the topic on hand. massages.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

i dunno man. someone told me to try the Asian ones and ask them if they give a "good massage" while holding some change in my hand and make a quick stroking motion so the change jingles around a little. if they say yes, you're gonna get the happy endings.

Sounds fun.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Sounds fun.

yeah, but imagine how much shit would hit the fan if you rolled over afterwards with a big old stiffy and the chick freaked out cause they didn't give the happy endings.

 

[jerseyart]

Never been

The closest I came was dating a girl in college who worked in one. I was with her a month before some friends explained to me what happens in massage parlors. I had no fuckign clue. Even then I was like "nah, not her"

So I asked her about it

Yeah her


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