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Excerpt: Seen a buddy of mine at a Superbowl party. We did'nt have a lot of time to talk. He said he got "sniped" a while back because 2 kids were enough for him and his wife...anyhooo....He did say that since the procedure, when he "busts a nut" it like travels a couple of feet!..lol.....He said the only thing he can credit it to is the snip. So anyone else here experience the same effect?...curious

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    If you've had a vasectomy(sp?)......

    Seen a buddy of mine at a Superbowl party. We did'nt have a lot of time to talk. He said he got "sniped" a while back because 2 kids were enough for him and his wife...anyhooo....He did say that since the procedure, when he "busts a nut" it like travels a couple of feet!..lol.....He said the only thing he can credit it to is the snip.

    So anyone else here experience the same effect?...curious

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    Kronk man lets hear it. Do you think thats what did it for you, or something else?

    I've been thinking about it, (getting it done, I have 2 kids) but this would be a bonus if you could "shoot" like a pornstar because of it..lol

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    Originally posted by kronk


    Im not quite sure. Its either that or having a hot sexy wife that loves sex! lol j/k
    LOL.........no joke there...just brutal honesty!

    I had the snip 1 year ago on Valentine's Day.(What a present to the wife that was!?!) I have seen a difference in the distance end of it. Consistancy is about the same but it's pretty powerful! Can't shoot over her head like Kronk but it will travel to her neck area regardless if she is on her back or on her knees. I'll keep practicing and maybe Kronk can give us a few pointers! LOL!

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    I think Kronk is right about the consistentcy being the factor. It is thinner now, but I haven't gone for distance yet. lol.

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    Can anyone give me the scoop on the procedure? Healing time, and all that stuff. I'm thinking about getting it done sometime around my 30th birthday and would like some more info on it.

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    Originally posted by Drifter
    Can anyone give me the scoop on the procedure? Healing time, and all that stuff. I'm thinking about getting it done sometime around my 30th birthday and would like some more info on it.
    Drifter

    Do your research on this procedure. Although it is a rather simple procedure...problems can arise. 1% of males who have this done develop complications. I was one of those 1 per centers. I had it done on Valentine's Day of last year. I elected to do it in the Dr.'s office rather than the hospital. Big Mistake! What should have taken about thirty minutes to complete took three hours and a botched vasectomy. I kid you not when I say my balls were the size of grapefruits. I never knew they could get as big as they got. My balls bled for three weeks. I was bleeding so bad that I was wearing 2 Kotex pads(one on each nut...I mean the big pads) and changing them three times a day. I had to wait for the swelling to go down and have the procedure done again at the hospital this time. I was knocked out and procedure lasted all of 45 minutes. I was out of work for three months! My balls are still slightly bruised to this day. It was a fucking nightmare to say the least. Most guys get over this procedure within 3 to 5 days.

    The first procedure consisted of the Dr. prescibing me 1 Valium (taken about an hour before) to take the edge off of the surgery. This kind of worked in reverse for me...it jacked me up! They inject a local anesthesia into your sack and wait for it to take effect. Then they make a small incision on each side and find the vas deferens and cut it and tie it a knot on both ends. Then they sew you back up with stitches that will dissolve over time. Pretty simple sounding but there are risks. If I had it to do over again, I would have had it done in the hospital as outpatient surgery. I don't regret having it done but as you can see....I'm not a very good reference for that particular doctor. Go to a doctor that has done a bunch of vasectomies and ask...ask....ask as many questions as possible! Good luck! PM me if you need more info!

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    Thanks for the heads up HumourMe

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