If you had to, would you rather suck a dick or take it in the bum?

[ralphmouth]

You have no choice. You must do one.

If you choose the former then you'll be known as a cock sucker. If you choose the latter you'll walk funny for a week.

On the bright side atleast you're getting laid. Which would you choose?

 

[Big A]

Death!

 

[Crocodome]

You're an idiot... or preoccupied with faggary.

 

[DJ_UFO]

He probably is in that situation and discreetly looking for opinions and advice?
lol

 

[leeroy4820]

this sounds like a similar decision as being on a stag doo and getting all your clothes taken of you so you butt naked and then hand cuffed to a lamp post and given the choice of pants or shoes.
SHOESSSS ALL THE WAY BOYS LOL

 

[bblazer]

Its not gay as long as you're in back.

B-

 

[grubd]

I really don't think I could do either. It made me uneasy thinking about it. Not a good hypothetical. Better one, a fat like 240 pound black chick or a really hairy middle eastern woman?

 

[Rachel...lol]

From a woman's point of view - easy - suck a dick.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

They have Internet access in prison?? Think this guy may have been given a choice. LOL.

 

[KenBraggofCarroltonGA]

i was once told by a wise man - - there are two categories of people. u either suck d or you don't. just kidding but seriously. its like the old joke-how do u know if a guy is gay. . . . . . . . . .
if he gets a hard on while ur screwing him up the ___. i still think that one is funny