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I wish it never happend


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Excerpt: I think we all have one or more stories of that horrible thing that happened during sex, anal gone wrong, a loud queef in the worst moment, a nibble turned bite a fart, you name it, what horrible thing happened? Please be advised we will laugh at you and your stories :D

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    I wish it never happend

    I think we all have one or more stories of that horrible thing that happened during sex, anal gone wrong, a loud queef in the worst moment, a nibble turned bite a fart, you name it, what horrible thing happened?

    Please be advised we will laugh at you and your stories

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    Re: I wish it never happend

    Oh c'mon you have to go first after starting such a thread!

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    Re: I wish it never happend

    Quote Quote posted by Dan Salas View Post
    Oh c'mon you have to go first after starting such a thread!

    Agree

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    Re: I wish it never happend

    Many moons ago with an ex I was on my period so he decided to piitb instead. He insisted i get on top of him instead of hitting it from behind . When we finished he had blood all over. Ugh so embarassing and gross

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    Re: I wish it never happend

    Another ex loved taking his cawk all the time way out and then back in, so after a while he'd pack me with air and sometimes I queefed.... ugh

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    Re: I wish it never happend

    Last month my husband had the brilliant idea of having sex in our pool deck on a papasan chair. As he was coming I lost my balance, he slipped out, i literally and painfully sat on his erection and he came all over the chair cushion. Lovely.

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    Re: I wish it never happend

    I do my gf on her period all the time I don't care lol one time I was having sex and she farted cuz all the weight I was putting on her I guess ..

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    Re: I wish it never happend

    Quote Quote posted by nangiggles View Post
    Last month my husband had the brilliant idea of having sex in our pool deck on a papasan chair. As he was coming I lost my balance, he slipped out, i literally and painfully sat on his erection and he came all over the chair cushion. Lovely.

    This never happened

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    Re: I wish it never happend

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    This never happened

    But it did make me laugh!

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    Re: I wish it never happend

    Nice, Nangiggles! Had the same situation, then girl jumped on me and slipped out, after fall on my erectic, painful!

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