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I'm getting laid this Saturday, need your opinion on something...


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Excerpt: Music or no music during sex? If yes, then what kind? I was thinking something along the lines of Korn, Sevendust, Tool, etc. or should I play something a bit more mellow so I can sing along as I'm having intercourse? What's your thoughts? (mods feel free to move this to BTS after it receives a few replies here, thanks)

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    Re: I'm getting laid this Saturday, need your opinion on something...

    Im thinking aap must have come into some money and looked at eros.com

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    Re: I'm getting laid this Saturday, need your opinion on something...

    Quote Quote posted by jaded
    i don't think JerseyArt will appreciate you singing during the sex...

    It's the gushing gratitude, not the singing, that I find annoying. However sincere, the stream of thank yous, and accompanying tears, is disturbing
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    This, by the way, is yet more nonsensical bullshit from JerseyArt. Not one of the September 11 terrorists entered the US from Canada.

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    Re: I'm getting laid this Saturday, need your opinion on something...

    How much you payin her?

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    Re: I'm getting laid this Saturday, need your opinion on something...

    Let's just say my changes are good. My buddy met this chick, she is bringing her friend along on a double date. We are gonna go out to eat then back to my place for a movie or something.

    A guy over the other night (playing Halo2) heard us talking about them and knows of mine from highschool. He said she's known to put out.

    Wahoo! Oh and they will be drinking. I think when you add in my smoothness factor with my attractiveness, it's a gauranteed thing.

    (ok, probably not, but I do have my hopes up)

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    I know about the bottle of chlorphorm, but how did you get cleared for the .38?
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    Re: I'm getting laid this Saturday, need your opinion on something...

    Quote Quote posted by ChefWide
    I know about the bottle of chlorphorm, but how did you get cleared for the .38?
    It's a starter's pistol. Let's hope she doesn't notice.

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    Re: I'm getting laid this Saturday, need your opinion on something...

    i prefer no music and no drink , but its just me

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    Quote Quote posted by alien amp pharm
    Music or no music during sex? If yes, then what kind?

    I was thinking something along the lines of Korn, Sevendust, Tool, etc.

    or should I play something a bit more mellow so I can sing along as I'm having intercourse?

    What's your thoughts?
    (mods feel free to move this to BTS after it receives a few replies here, thanks)

    Great topic.

    Understand what type of girl she is. Does she trust you.

    Generally, play something cool, then as she becomes hotter, play hotter music.

    Make 2 C.d.s that you burn Mp3s on:

    CD 1 Seduction
    Great Setup Songs:
    Audioslave - Like a Stone
    Chevelle - The Red
    Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Californication, By the Way, Can't Stop, Scar Tissue.
    311 - Down
    Billy Idol - Eyes Without a Face ("me and my gigolo crew" is a great message for her to hear)
    Blink 182 - Josie
    Cold - Stupid Girl
    Creed - Higher
    Disturbed - Liberate Your Mind
    The Doors - Touch Me
    Duran Duran - Ordinary World
    Fuel - Hemmorage
    Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
    Green Day - Welcome to Paradise
    Korn - Got the Life (not ADIDAS, to hardup)
    Limp Bizkit - Lonely World (make her feel lonely)
    Linkin Park - Top to the Bottom, (rest is AFC shit which indicates you are a chump, they have been chumped many times by girls because they are geeks and use music to get pussy but, they play AFC pussy music. Girls like it because it gives them power over men, verses songs in which guys have power and girls get hot).
    Live - Lightening Crashes
    Motley Crue - Kickstart my Heart
    Offspring - Hit That (unless you are a HS kid and she is 14, too pussy ass for banging music)
    P.O.D. - World Believes in Love
    Pantera - This Love
    Rolling Stones - Angie
    Smash Mouth - All Star
    System of the Down - Innervision
    Trapt - Headstrong (give her confidence "headstrong, take you on "
    Weezer - Island in the Sun, The Unbutton Song
    White Stripes - Hardest Button to Button
    Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue



    CD 2 Sex
    Great songs to play when you are HAVING sex:

    The #1 song to play (porno sex)
    NIN - Closer

    #2 (mello sex)
    Alice in Chains - Down in A Hole

    #3 (porno sex)
    P.O.D. - Boom
    Saliva - Click, Click Boom

    #4 (with your LTR girl)
    If you think she really wants it, or you have been in a fight and its makeup time, and she is your LTR girl, trusts you, and is horny. Tie her legs and arms to the bed posts.

    Nirvana - Rape Me

    5# Linkin Park (for porno sex with young girls)
    Pace Too Fast You Cannot Last (not sure of the title)

    It's best to start off slow and mello and when you get to know her after a few bangs, up the seduction. Showing her you are the MAN. All others are pussies.



    I never played #3, #4, #5. I am going to have to try #3 and #5. #1 is my staple, 2# ALWAYS works. #4 is too gay but could work on the right girl with low self esteem who wants beat down sex. One of girls favorite fantasies is to be raped and this plays into her fantasy.

    Post Sex Music:
    Green Day - Time of Your Life

    Play the best music to show her your inner spirit. Play sedcution (You are the MAN) CD. You have class and taste and are cool. No pussy Linkin Gay Park whinny ass chump shit.


    Then when she is on you stripping off your clothes:



    Pop in the Sex CD.


    If you played hard shit like Slipknot, Mudvayne, Metallica, it would not normally put her in the mood and might scare her. No death metal unless that is the only type of music she likes, then you can break the rule.




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    Re: I'm getting laid this Saturday, need your opinion on something...

    i think its only fair to ask her what she wants to listen to...she has to have SOME fun during the whole thing

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