How did you first learn about sex?

[Rotten]

I learned everything I know by helping my neighbor clean out the garage. He had a box full of porn that he said I could have if I cleaned the garage for him. Penthouse letters was the starting point for my knowledge. I never knew up until that point that you can walk up to a carload of strange girls, pull your manhood out, and soon you'll be having an orgy with all of them right there on the side of a busy street. It was confusing to me the first time I was with a cheerleader, and two or three of her friends didn't come over and join us. My first sexual encouter was when I was 10 and my babysitter was 16. She taught me alot that night, and I have video so if I ever forget that I can go back and take a review.

So how was your sexual knowledge obtained? I'd put this in Elite Between The Sheets, but all that's over there is a bunch of perverts and you all know my high moral standing. Excuse me while I goto the mall and have the sales girl blow me while I try on some new clothes.

 

[HappyScrappy]

<insert joke about Rotten's mother here>

 

[ROIDJUNKIE]

<insert joke about Rotten's mother here>

Damn! you beat me to it....LOL

 

[Rotten]

Fucking necropheliacs, my mom died giving birth to me 30 years ago.

 

[MommaKin]

I dont' think Scrappy knew that, Rotten

 

[ROIDJUNKIE]

I know...... I was there

 

[decibel]

my brother had hundreds of penthouse in his room and i would always go through them. he also had a big colletcion of pornos that i would watch when my parents weren't home. i would look at this shit everynight. i think it fucked with my head because now i am completely obsessed with blondes and lingerie.
i also had my first orgasm looking at an erotic art book.
oh, yeah, and i used to play with my sister's dirty panties.

 

[WODIN]

Damn that's cold fuckin with a guys mother who has passed away...

Anyway....

I was 7 and read the book Top Bannana which made use of the words, moist, throbbing, pulsating, hot, wet, undulating and joy-spot! This also began my use of websters dictionary on a regular basis.

 

[smallmovesal]

*catholic* sex ed class when i was 10. i didn't know about contraception until i went to public high school. that's incredibly sad.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Fucking necropheliacs, my mom died giving birth to me 30 years ago.

mother fuck - are you serious?! (no pun intended there)
that's twice now I've gone and UNintentially stuck my foot in my mouth with you rotten.

while I do love sex with dead animals - I won't have anything to do with dead women (or any orifice rotten has been through).