Hookers

[rudeboyja]

Did once. At a contract party for a certain raven linebacker & met the finest thing I had ever seen. Didn't know until I got back to the hotel with her and 2 friends that they wanted $1000. I got them down to $200 somehow and we got busy all night

 

[Ramcononer]

I know thats right! shit... i pay for it constantly...

wedding ring
wedding
every day mood swings
every month 1 week I cant fuck and my life is a living hell because I married satan
All the drama that comes from just being around a woman constantly... good god

I just wanted to thank you for making me laugh my fucking ass off. I know how it goes..its not fun.

 

[Maffiosa]

When i lived in AZ we used to drive up to the strip clubs in nogales, mexico 1 a month. Some of the finest pieces of ass i've ever seen, scary thing was the rubbers costed more than the sex.

 

[solidspine]

I know thats right! shit... i pay for it constantly...

wedding ring
wedding
every day mood swings
every month 1 week I cant fuck and my life is a living hell because I married satan
All the drama that comes from just being around a woman constantly... good god


Sounds like your forgetting

alimony for wife 1,
alimony for wife 2,
alimony for wife 3,

On number 4 now, opened an IRA/401K

Saving for her alimony ahead of time

 

[solidspine]

That’s something I didn’t catch, you don’t have to pay alimony to hookers, right, huh

I suspect that law will be passed here in California anytime now.

 

[justinjones1963]

never.something about them have allways made me sick.

I agree. In addition, I never saw the thrill in paying for it...half of the fun is the chase.

 

[delete]

I agree. In addition, I never saw the thrill in paying for it...half of the fun is the chase.

for me part of the fun is the anticipation of the escort arriving after having made all the plans via fone or email. Then, there's the thrill of opening the front door and seeing if they match/exceed their description. and, of course, there is the thrill of them leaving afterwards and not having had to spend all that time wining, dining, making charming chit-chat....lets just 'do it' baby!

 

[medical]

for me part of the fun is the anticipation of the escort arriving after having made all the plans via fone or email. Then, there's the thrill of opening the front door and seeing if they match/exceed their description. and, of course, there is the thrill of them leaving afterwards and not having had to spend all that time wining, dining, making charming chit-chat....lets just 'do it' baby!

Yep.....that is the turn on for me....that and the fact that a chick that hot would be too high maintanence! The best hookers are some of the hottest college chicks you will ever see.

 

[ponyfitness]

For those who have actually been with one - was it very business like or was it actually intimate (making out, oral, noise, etc.)? I have always had this perception of sex with a hooker being boring because they come in the door, strip off their clothes and you hop on for a quickie. And did price make a difference? I assume that the $60 for a 1/2 hour woman doesn't act the same as the $200 an hour escort.

If I knew that the woman was going to act like a real woman and not a fuck doll it would make a difference.

 

[blueta2]

Not all women are prostitutes either!