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Excerpt: LOL guys, I ran into a hooker last night when I was at an upscale bar in my area. I fucking died. It was like 1:30 am and closing time was @ 2!!!! She was hot as fuck and did not have any man berries!!!! I pulled the fucking deuce biggelow on her and stated I would fuck her for 200 bucks, the chic laughed so hard her fucking bacardi blew out her nose and she took me home for free!!!! What a fucking life!!!! I fucked her 3 times and left @ 7 am!!!! LIFE IS GOOD! :p

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    LOL guys, I ran into a hooker last night when I was at an upscale bar in my area. I fucking died. It was like 1:30 am and closing time was @ 2!!!! She was hot as fuck and did not have any man berries!!!! I pulled the fucking deuce biggelow on her and stated I would fuck her for 200 bucks, the chic laughed so hard her fucking bacardi blew out her nose and she took me home for free!!!!

    What a fucking life!!!! I fucked her 3 times and left @ 7 am!!!! LIFE IS GOOD!

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    There was a hooker that gave you her punanny free of charge? 3 times in a row? Thats liable to get her booted out of the hooker's union!

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    Beware of those red itchy bumps and that burning sensation! lol

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    Quote Quote posted by BOWTECH
    Beware of those red itchy bumps and that burning sensation! lol

    Honest to God, I have been freaking out already. Going to the doc tomorrow. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but tequila does that a lot. I did use mad rubbers!!!!! She had some awesome fake titties!

    I think the bitch just felt bad for me!!!

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    Quote Quote posted by Gymgurl
    eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......
    admit it, when you saw the title to this thread, you thought he was talking to u didnt u?

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    Quote Quote posted by SoKlueles
    admit it, when you saw the title to this thread, you thought he was talking to u didnt u?
    OUCH! Say it isn't so

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    Quote Quote posted by BOWTECH
    OUCH! Say it isn't so
    lol i always call her hooker

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    Quote Quote posted by Gymgurl
    Yeah but thank God it wasn't....you double hooker
    LOL

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    all women are hookers
    most have slept with a few hundred men, and you sure wont get down their pants without spending money on them
    at least a hooker will suck your cawk

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