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Help!!! She Farted In My Face!

Oh quit your bitching. It could have been worse.

What if she turned to you and said "only 68 more to go!"

FARTTTT...."67!"

FARTTT..."66!"

Good thing it was just a fart and not one of those times when you fart so hard you actually break the seal and poo yourself. A controlled dump. Like those times when you just get your underwear down in time to sit on the toilet seat as it rushes out of your ass and makes a giant "ploop" sound.
 
gotmilk said:
Like those times when you just get your underwear down in time to sit on the toilet seat as it rushes out of your ass and makes a giant "ploop" sound.

Ahhh! very descriptive....you get an 'A' for effort.
 
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