Healother gets his penis touched for the first time, read all about it!

[healother]

Evans has dropped to his knees and openly wept for the simple viewing of a vagina.

basically thats what i did, yeah and she now probably secretely despises me for it.

good thread.
heal plenty of props to you
congrats

thanks man.
I'm still trying to decide what to make of it. I cant decide whether I was the one who wanted to do this, or whether I was influenced by social pressure a little, or what. I mean for years friends have been telling me I need to get some action. I hope I didnt do it for that reason.

It's easily recoverable. If you took caligirl's advice you could be throwing away that silly vcard next time you meet up with the hosebang.

I should have acted sooner. I should have kissed her not long after I started spooning with her, but I felt like she wanted to watch the movie too, so i figured i'd wait til the movie was done and then do it. i know, sounds horrible, lol

and you can get a haircut for like $12 dude

yeah, they might be on the lower quality side of haircuts. hmm, i need to find a cheap place around here. the last one i went to that did haircuts that cheap got closed

so is my hair the reason im not getting any? This girl was rubbing my head a lot

 

[H_T_]

and you can get a haircut for like $12 dude

lmao!

 

[needtogetaas]

yeah you're totally right. he just get it over with.

you can still spread them.

 

[H_T_]

never ask a girl to do stuff. unless you're married to her. but until then, Norbit, learn to read the signs.

 

[jackangel]

hmm, it lessens me? how?

you can choose to live your life, or not. if you don't, no sweat...i'm not going to lecture you on that, because i'm no hero. but either way, the more you talk, the more you post about it, the more you attenuate yourself. all this mental masturbation...looking to share every fucking detail with total strangers that don't really know you or care about you, and then defending, explaining, and discussing ad nauseum...it doesn't do you any credit.

we all talk about our lives here, to some extent...and that's ok. if you're happy or excited or pissed about something...fine, express it. but there's always a limit...no one does anything like what you do. there's a reason for that. among other things, the more you blab away, endlessly obsessing over minutiae, the weaker you'll seem (and probably be). keeping some of your private life actually private is probably a good thing. there's definitely something you get out of it posting all of this...either the attention, or the sincere desire for input and advice. either way, that's less-than-admirable.

perhaps that's why people don't respect you here. another reason has to do with the silly justifications and explanations you offer up for your behaviour or attitudes (i.e., you won't or can't do this or that because of morality, or because of your parents, or because you're a poor recent-graduate still living at home, etc.). i say it's silly because i don't believe you, nor do most others...i believe you'll turn around and do something different when temptation rears its pretty little head...either because you want to, or because you're afraid not to.

i'm not trying to pick on you, but i will voice my opinion when my personal threshold for nonsense is violently exceeded. enough is enough.

 

[H_T_]

you can choose to live your life, or not. if you don't, no sweat...i'm not going to lecture you on that, because i'm no hero. but either way, the more you talk, the more you post about it, the more you attenuate yourself. all this mental masturbation...looking to share every fucking detail with total strangers that don't really know you or care about you, and then defending, explaining, and discussing ad nauseum...it doesn't do you any credit.

we all talk about our lives here, to some extent...and that's ok. if you're happy or excited or pissed about something...fine, express it. but there's always a limit...no one does anything like what you do. there's a reason for that. among other things, the more you blab away, endlessly obsessing over minutiae, the weaker you'll seem (and probably be). keeping some of your private life actually private is probably a good thing. there's definitely something you get out of it posting all of this...either the attention, or the sincere desire for input and advice. either way, that's less-than-admirable.

perhaps that's why people don't respect you here. another reason has to do with the silly justifications and explanations you offer up for your behaviour or attitudes (i.e., you won't or can't do this or that because of morality, or because of your parents, or because you're a poor recent-graduate still living at home, etc.). i say it's silly because i don't believe you, nor do most others...i believe you'll turn around and do something different when temptation rears its pretty little head...either because you want to, or because you're afraid not to.

i'm not trying to pick on you, but i will voice my opinion when my personal threshold for nonsense is violently exceeded. enough is enough.

there's nothing wrong with your neck, bro. but i doubt evanfxyho is real. is he?

 

[jackangel]

there's nothing wrong with your neck, bro. but i doubt evanfxyho is real. is he?

i don't blame you for thinking that...we've all doubted his existence before...but the more you see it...the more you just give and accept it. it begs the question: what's more likely? that he's the real deal, or that someone would go to such lengths to create and maintain such a character, across several alters and several years?

i'll assume the former.

 

[heatherrae]

This girl was TEASING you! Very uncool. She would jerk you off but wouldn't kiss you. Fuck her! That pisses me off.

 

[H_T_]

i don't blame you for thinking that...we've all doubted his existence before...but the more you see it...the more you just give and accept it. it begs the question: what's more likely? that he's the real deal, or that someone would go to such lengths to create and maintain such a character, across several alters and several years?

i'll assume the former.

you just made it sound ridiculous. but utterly diabolical.....

 

[Smurfy]

what I dont understand is, you dont even know this girl. youve seen her now two times, late at night in her house. you have yet to go out with her, but yet you expect the intimate part to flow with no obstacles? dude, she's a stranger to you and you to her. and she says she's 18, she's probably not. she sounds 15 to me. if youre going to be so picky about the interaction then perhaps you should get to know her. trying to have awesome sex with a virgin is totally impossible if they are a stranger to you.