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Grossest thing you've masterbated with

bigwillster

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I once masterbated with mayo, avocados, honey.... all kinds of sick shit. Let me add it was about 5 years ago in my experimenting stages. How about all you?
 
SeXKiTTen_CanDy said:
lol binky.

Hmmm, me, probably a candle. I mean, that's not gross, it's god damn funny!

did you lick the candle after?
 
I've used bananas too. I hear fucking a watermelon is pretty intense, but I haven't tried it.

Here's a good one though, and if you haven't tried it, give it a shot, and if you have, you know how it is.

Get a sock.
Get a doctor's glove, the kind that have the rubber band for the wrist.
Get KY.
Lay the sock out flat on the ground.
Put the glove vertically over the horizontal sock on either side, and make the glove about 2 inches higher than the sock.
Roll it up, like a burrito.
The spare 2 inches you left yourself, is your virgin maker. You can make it tight, and stretch it out while you fuck it.
Now sit back, and feel the Fee-Fee!!! Cum, and dispose of cum ridden glove.

Now, that's what you call giving yourself a treat!!! :)
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Crazier, thats some funny shit. A corpsman in our unit had showed us that shit when I was in the marines.
 
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