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View Poll Results: Which of these are considered cheating?

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  • Getting a Massage with a happy ending

    100 54.95%
  • Going to a strip club

    14 7.69%
  • Getting a lap dance

    29 15.93%
  • Getting a lap dance and climaxing

    57 31.32%
  • Kissing someone besides your significant other

    132 72.53%
  • None Of the Above

    32 17.58%
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Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?


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Excerpt: Say you are married, or have a girlfriend and you go get a massage, complete with happy ending (rub and a tug). Is that considered cheating? Would it violate an infidelity clause in a prenup? I know some women take issue with it, just like some women take issue with their man going to a strip club, but that isnt cheating. Is a LAP dance cheating? What if you get a lap dance and climax?

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  1. #31
    Da Pope
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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by Lestat
    what is WRONG WITH YOU that you don't want people to discuss shit???

    I don't know, I guess I'm wierd and sick

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by Lestat
    ok.. what about jerking off in front of another woman?

    what if its over the internet?

    What if you just type to someone and jerk off as they type back... and it ends up being a dude?
    if your doing anything sexual or with a sexual thought and ur with someone else its cheating. even daydreaming about someone else is a form of cheating in my opinion, even tho that definately wouldnt stop me. i see lapdances and stripclubs like looking at porn, ur doing it cause u find it erotic but with no real bond with the people

    one could say u dont have a bond during the massage or if ur with a hooker, but if someone else causes u to bust then ur cheating

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Yeah dude. If you do anything sexual with someone else behind your s.o.'s back, that is cheating. There are some forms of cheating that are worse than others of course (kissing a girl at a bar verses banging your gf's sister on your anniversary) but it's all cheating. That is something intimate you should only share with your partner unless you have already mutually agreed to allow such things. It's not that complicated.

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    LOL @ the amount of people who checked "kissing is cheating" and didn't check "lap dance till climax"

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Ask yourself if you would want your chick doing what you may be thinking about doing, and if the answer is no I would not, then you better put willie the one eyed wonder back in his cage and head for the door.

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    lmao, a guy from the gym i'm at went to one, he said they were all off the boat 40+ asian women. and as for the "happy ending" the chick who did him asked "you wan juk?" and did the universal sign for handjob.

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Not in my eyes.

    My girl would much rather I take any of those options than start messing around with another chick behind her back. She accepts it as long as I'm not building a relationship with another woman and I'm not rubbing it in her face.

  8. #38
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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    fucking is the only real cheat

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by SublimeZM
    if your doing anything sexual or with a sexual thought and ur with someone else its cheating. even daydreaming about someone else is a form of cheating in my opinion, even tho that definately wouldnt stop me. i see lapdances and stripclubs like looking at porn, ur doing it cause u find it erotic but with no real bond with the people

    one could say u dont have a bond during the massage or if ur with a hooker, but if someone else causes u to bust then ur cheating
    I'm sorry, but FANTASY is NOT cheating.. no fucking way no how.. if so, then masturbating and not thinking about your wife or girlfriend would be cheating.. that is just wrong dude.

    I think Phaded has it right
    "I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this..."

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    It's only cheating if you're stupid enough to tell her about it, or if she finds out anyway.

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