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View Poll Results: Which of these are considered cheating?

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  • Getting a Massage with a happy ending

    100 54.95%
  • Going to a strip club

    14 7.69%
  • Getting a lap dance

    29 15.93%
  • Getting a lap dance and climaxing

    57 31.32%
  • Kissing someone besides your significant other

    132 72.53%
  • None Of the Above

    32 17.58%
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Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?


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Excerpt: Say you are married, or have a girlfriend and you go get a massage, complete with happy ending (rub and a tug). Is that considered cheating? Would it violate an infidelity clause in a prenup? I know some women take issue with it, just like some women take issue with their man going to a strip club, but that isnt cheating. Is a LAP dance cheating? What if you get a lap dance and climax?

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  1. #21
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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by The Shadow
    Lestat...you think that kissing another is cheating whereas getting jerked off by someone isnt..


    LOL


    dude
    I just dont get it...


    you can get your ass massaged, your back, your face, your head, your feet.. right

    But the second she touches your nuts, is THAT cheating?

    What if you are getting a masssage and get a hard on.. is that cheating?

    What if she un intentionally brushes your cock.. is that cheating? What if she goes for it, but you didn't want it... is that rape?

    I just think its lame, you can get a massage and its fun, but the second your genitals are touched its a no no?
    "I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this..."

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by KillahBee
    yes. and that's why I will never have a significant other.
    Outstanding post!!!

  3. #23
    The Shadow
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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    a "touch" is one thing...jerking is another


    Gimme a break

  4. #24
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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by The Shadow
    a "touch" is one thing...jerking is another


    Gimme a break
    if a woman "touched" my mans pecker id tear her head off and beat his ass for even allowing her to do it

    None of it is acceptable
    but i see what your saying .....this post is mostly for the rodents benefit

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  5. #25
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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    if you ask and they say yes your are safe...
    is they say fuck no... what the Hell .. well then you know

  6. #26
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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by SoKlueles
    if a woman "touched" my mans pecker id tear her head off and beat his ass for even allowing her to do it

    None of it is acceptable
    but i see what your saying .....this post is mostly for the rodents benefit
    LOL

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by The Shadow
    a "touch" is one thing...jerking is another


    Gimme a break
    ok.. what about jerking off in front of another woman?

    what if its over the internet?

    What if you just type to someone and jerk off as they type back... and it ends up being a dude?
    "I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this..."

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by Lestat
    ok.. what about jerking off in front of another woman?

    what if its over the internet?

    What if you just type to someone and jerk off as they type back... and it ends up being a dude?

    Dude, man, what's wrong with you?

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by samoth
    Dude, man, what's wrong with you?
    Its a fucking INTERNET DISCUSSION BOARD what is WRONG WITH YOU that you don't want people to discuss shit???
    "I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this..."

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    Re: Is getting a massage with a happy ending cheating?

    Quote Quote posted by hamstershaver
    i dont take a dump in front of klu is that cheating?
    if by "take" you mean it in the sense of having sex with, then yes its cheating

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