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    Amateur Bodybuilder panther's Avatar
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    A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to
    his wife:

    "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! 10 million of
    it.......Woooohoooo!"

    "That's great, sweetie!", she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or
    mountains

    "Who cares," he replies, "Just Fuck off!"


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    May- Actually I told him about you the night we were talking about your steno school. He might swing that way a bit but you tappin him would be the straw. I'll talk to him, he's shankin all kinds of snap off the net. I told him you were funny as hell and seemed intelligent. He has gotten tourists to include him in three ways and gotten head from the hubby so I'll ask him for ya. He's super clean so you don't have worries there, I know you are too.

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    Buffredhead aren't you a mod on another site and are always bragging about how great your boyfriend is and how handsome he is?

    He's prolly either old, gay or a druggie.

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    Originally posted by PANTHER
    A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to
    his wife:

    "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! 10 million of
    it.......Woooohoooo!"

    "That's great, sweetie!", she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or
    mountains

    "Who cares," he replies, "Just Fuck off!"

    LMAO!!!HeeHee....

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    Thumbs up hahahaha

    ROFL Panther, that's fuckin great!


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    Talking

    Originally posted by Frackal
    Maybe you have a remarkably filthy putrid vagina that smells of old cabbage and rotting mouse urine.
    LOL

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    Is buffreadheadphony ever gonna reply.

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    He, he.

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    come to san jose doll. I'll hook you up twice a day at least.

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