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Get this! My boyfriend doesn't have sex!


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Excerpt: What am I going to do? I think it's time to find a new boyfriend. I love intimitacy. I love being intimate with a man. I love sex!

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    [email protected] Karchick...hey kart, didnt i mention just the other day how funny it was when you and vixenvenus (aka buffred) were fuckin with each other on here? ya'll got pissed like a muhfucka...how ya doin girl? That was funny today when me and NVR2BIG randomly IM'd and he was talkin to you..i was suprised you even said hi...


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    i will service you if you like. have a 9 inch trouser trout and live in your town. also will include dinner if you give me half and half. hahaha when are we gonna meet and take may out to the strip club

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    hey how old are you? have any friends of the female type out here yet. i am a 25 year old professional male looking for a relationship or a quicky if thats all they want.

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    Slice of Peach2
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    Could he be gay?

  5. #15
    Frackal
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    Maybe you have a remarkably filthy putrid vagina that smells of old cabbage and rotting mouse urine.

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    Originally posted by BuffRedheadWoman
    What am I going to do? I think it's time to find a new boyfriend. I love intimitacy. I love being intimate with a man. I love sex!
    DEAR GOD
    THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!

    if the boyfriend is meaningless and sex is all powerful to u, why dont u just keep the loser anyway and just get a big dildo. fuck yourself

    bam, two birds with one stone.

  7. #17
    Slice of Peach2
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    *claps*

    Problem solved, marvelous!!!!




  8. #18
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    Call 516-819-1031

    For a good time,
    in the mean time.



    I made a rhyme.

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    [email protected] kartchick..seroiusly you crack me up girl..how come you cant say hi to me now? in front of the board huh??

    holler girl!

    oh and peach you never replied to my thread

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    Slice of Peach2
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    Which one, you have so many.

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