Funny ass SEX definitions. Ever wonder what a squeegee is?

[frorider6]

Funny ass SEX definitions.

Squeegee - Fuck a girl doggie style. As you cum, thumb her really hard in the ribs. Pull out when she tenses to get a nice squeegee action on the dick.

Plumpkin - as in "Getting a plumpkin". Getting a blowjob while your girl is taking a crap.

Dirty Sanchez - Fucking doggie style. Stick finger in ass and then wipe that finger on her upper lip.

Blind Date - Sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then masturbate. Feels like some else is doing all the work for you.

Angry Dragon - As you're cumming, aim your nut up her nose. The resultant snorting and nose blowing looks like an angry dragon. (Better with a visual to accompany).

I know there's more out there. Add to this list!!!!! But none will ever top the SQUEEGEE!!!!!! LONG LIVE THE SQUEEGEE!!!!!!!

 

[TN MuscleBear]

And there is always the ever-popular "Rodeo Fuck"...

Partner on all fours...get the head of your dick right up to the hole, say "You're so damn hot ___________ (somebody elses name)", then slam in to the root and hang on!

 

[Evildee]

clevland steamer........taking a shit on someones face

Fish eye......Bangin a guy/girl doggy style, he/she turns head to look at you...you only see one eye

Blumpkin....gettin a blow job while you're takin a shit

and my personal favorite...The Donkey Punch...Bangin a guy/girl doggy style when your a bout to cum pull your cock out slam it in his/her ass and punch him/her in the back of the head

 

[dmxdmx112v]

angry banker...punch a prostitute in pussy and giver her $20

rusty trombone...(ur standing)...the girl eats ur ass out and reaches around and jerks u off at the same time...looks like shes playin the trombone
Peace

 

[justinf22]

lmao!!