fake boobs

[GoldenDelicious]

are awesome

i dont get to play with fake boobs often (since i exclusively date teenagers, and theyre awesome all over ) but tonight...i found a teenager WITH fake boobs!!!

me = treasure hunter extraordinairre

anyway nothing interesting came out of it, it was just part of a discussion/demonstration in a bar, was cool, made lots of sexless peeps jealous, which is of course, hilarious

also, i almost had sex with a prostitute, which freaked me out (a girl i was kinda with but never got around to uh...being with...had a ...job... on the side )

im almost cool enough to go drinking with slat and tt now

 

[Phenom78]

If I was a girl that paid to get fake boobs, I'd insist they do something interesting besides just sit there. For five to ten thousand dollars they should at minimum squirt beer or something.Or at least water. Anytime a guy wanted to see my breasts Id pull up my shirt and tell him to take a closer look. Then when his face was just a few inches away I'd squeeze one and squirt water or milk into his face. That would be awesome.

 

[Lestat]

if you are even in California bro, let me know.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

if you are even in California bro, let me know.

if im ever in california, youll hear about it

 

[Lestat]

if im ever in california, youll hear about it

on the 11 o clock news?

 

[Frisky]

fake boobs are the shizzle

 

[silverbackn]

I've never had fake boobs in my grasp, tears

 

[heatherrae]

lol...i'm sorry silverbackn.

 

[Phenom78]

I've never had fake boobs in my grasp, tears

ahahah. Where do you live? Finding the real ones is much harder.

 

[silverbackn]

Thanks Heather! I knew someone cared about my struggles