Do you like to buy Magnum XL condoms even though you dont use them?

[anabolicmd]

If theres a long line with lots of women, and the cashier is cute I do.

 

[ohashi]

You buy the small condoms to impress the ladies?

I admire your integrity, sir.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Yea, wherever I am I inquire about extra large condoms; I see a nice broad in a working in a cake shop I ask about the availability of them, I stop people in the street to ask, and always have a half-full packet poking out my left-breast pocket so that women know I'm ready for action.

 

[Gymgurl]

Come on Tuc......we all know that you use them and they are a little snug on you honey!!

 

[tuc biscuit]

Come on Tuc......we all know that you use them and they are a little snug on you honey!!

Yup they make great hats, I look 'ghetto' in them.

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOLOL......

 

[SoKlueles]

Come on Tuc......we all know that you use them and they are a little snug on you honey!!

i figured he had to put a rubber band along the top to keep it from falling off.

 

[Smurfy]

Are the magnums really that much bigger?? I still find that they cut off my mans circulation and dont always fit all the way down his shaft. Is this normal? Or is my man a beast

 

[tuc biscuit]

Are the magnums really that much bigger?? I still find that they cut off my mans circulation and dont always fit all the way down his shaft. Is this normal? Or is my man a beast

They are 2mm more in diameter, but offer a good few inches more in length, so they don't help the big boys too much.

 

[Smurfy]

oh ok, so my man needs an XXXXL Magnum i guess