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    do you jerk off after you wake up in the morning??

    do you jerk off after you wake up in the morning??

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    oh yeah
    "The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. "

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    Funny you ask that. Just out of the blue, an umfriend asked me if I got off this morning.
    The text of it (edited for names) is below. You have to read it from the bottom up. It degenenerated into some mild cyber sex...
    Everyone should have a buddy like her. My point? None, just bragging.






    My sex drive was at almost zero for the last month. I didn't get myself off
    at all. It was almost like work to fuck around with xxx. I just wasn't into
    it. She got pretty offended at one point... My testosterone levels were
    really low. They're at a normal level now so it's at once or twice a week
    levels. It'll be once or twice a day (at least) levels as soon as I go on
    cycle. With no steady piece to pound, I'm going to go nuts...


    >> I haven't been doing it much lately. Maybe once or twice a week. I tend to
    >> go through cycles, all or nothing....
    .> Last time was Saturday after you left.
    >
    > -----Original Message-----
    > From: xxxxxx
    > Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2001 6:39 AM
    > To: xxxxx
    > Subject: Re: RE:
    >
    > No, I did before I went to sleep though...
    >
    > What about you?
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    > > You know what I mean! Did you? When you got up?
    > >
    > > -----Original Message-----
    > > From: xxxxxxx
    > > Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2001 6:34 AM
    > > To: xxxxxxx
    > > Subject: Re:
    > >
    > > What do you mean by 'get off'?
    > >
    > > Did you?
    > >
    > > .
    > > ----- Original Message -----
    > > From: "xxxxx" <xxxxxxxxx>
    > > To: <xxxxx>
    > > Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2001 9:36 AM
    > >
    > >
    > > > Get off today?
    > > >
    > >
    >

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    Re: do you jerk off after you wake up in the morning??

    only if I have a headache; a great orgasm seems to help clear the head faster than a cup of coffee. The opposite at nighttime; if I need to fall asleep quickly, just rub one out and I'm ready to drift off within 5 minutes...

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    Re: do you jerk off after you wake up in the morning??

    my ex said i'd try to rub one out while sleeping HAHAHAHA how sad is that

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    Re: do you jerk off after you wake up in the morning??

    sometimes

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    Re: do you jerk off after you wake up in the morning??

    nothing is better than relieving that morning wood. I usually wake up horny anyway

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    Re: do you jerk off after you wake up in the morning??

    hell yeah!!!!! u def gotta get rid of that morning wood!!! if my girl (or a girl) isnt nnext to me to help me out the next morning i gotta do it! thats when im the horniest!!!!

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    Re: do you jerk off after you wake up in the morning??

    I would but theres always someone there in the bed

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    Quote Quote posted by top2bottomdfw
    only if I have a headache; a great orgasm seems to help clear the head faster than a cup of coffee. The opposite at nighttime; if I need to fall asleep quickly, just rub one out and I'm ready to drift off within 5 minutes...
    better than sominex or mealtonin.....
    "no one bombs RNCH again!--need2getaas"

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