chances of getting laid

[onebigab]

Hey I got laid tonight.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hey I got laid tonight.

Lucky you...

 

[DIVISION]

Your girlfriend sucks.

^^^not enough, evidently.








DIV

 

[napolean22]

Hey I got laid tonight.

so what. My fuck buddy loves to have crazy porn star sex, and who am I to object.

btw, yeah she's cheating on you. start fucking someone on the side. It will make you feel better.

 

[The Shadow]

Hi....


My name is Slim.......and Im leaving town

 

[sawastea]

All you need is three things:

* Scented candles
* Massage oil
* Barry White

Good luck maing

 

[onebigab]

btw, yeah she's cheating on you. start fucking someone on the side. It will make you feel better.

Is this meant for me? If so, you are definately wrong.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Is this meant for me? If so, you are definately wrong.

If I had a dime for every time I've heard that, I'd have well, um ....10 cents.






Actually I'd probably have enough for a lifetime platnium membership.

 

[DIVISION]

Hi....


My name is Slim.......and Im leaving town

......like a Shadow in a blaze 'o' smoke.........





DIV

 

[lilsuperman]

Boy, I bet if you marry her you will go back to the sex 2 times a day. lol

I think we know the answer to y0ou other thread on why she can't get wet.

Bro, she is over you. But, she doesn't want to give you up and be alone.

Were you her first?

DON'T GET MARRIED!!!!!!!

no i was like her 14th