Back to fuckin the fist

[Ulcasterdropout]

lmao,that sucks bro,time for a pocket pussy

Maybe....I'm gonna be solo jackin' it till I'm dead so I should get creative.
I heard that flesh light thing sucks.

 

[theoak01]

lol wtf are you a priest or something? go get laid

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

lol wtf are you a priest or something? go get laid

I come from a baptist family, but I was never baptized....
I never liked priests much.

 

[theoak01]

then go get laid bro,Ive saw how you dog yourself on here bro,saying your ugly and shit,I doubt thats true but even if that is the case I have a buddy who pulls ass and he is fucking ugly man,not even normal ugly,picture animal from the muppets and thats him

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I have a buddy who pulls ass and he is fucking ugly man,not even normal ugly,picture animal from the muppets and thats him

Think of me as a cross between:
Sloth from Goonies,
Bumbles from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
and little Donald Pleasence from Halloween.
and I got eyes like Tom Hanks.

EnderJE says I look like Bill Ray Cyrus, but I have no clue where he got that..

 

[theoak01]

lol still better then animal man,now goto a big city and goto all kinds of bars and go up to random women and introduce yourself,see if you get laid and report back monday