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#@&$*^% porn in the mail


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Excerpt: Ok, I have no f'ing clue how this happened (really) but i'm getting a ton of direct mail selling porn videos. I must been on some "suckah will buy sleazy home made porn" direct marketing list. They're f'ing taking a dump in my mailbox. And it's not even good porn. (*&W$#(*^%. How the hell do you get rid of 'em? HELP.

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    Ryan, its easier to get porn on the internet you know. And the pages dont stick here either. Unless you're on a 56k modem that is.

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    Have you pissed anybody off that could be signing up your address?

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    I hate to rub it in bro but I used to get Gambling solicitations from calling sportscores and stuff. They NEVER stop coming. This was about 15 years ago and I still get them at my parents house to this day.
    do it now


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    Is the porn addressed to YOU? maybe it was from the person before you.

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    send to my offfice if they full lengh videos

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    Originally posted by MrMuscle
    Ryan, its easier to get porn on the internet you know. And the pages dont stick here either. Unless you're on a 56k modem that is.
    Stop the God damn Ryan crap already, ok? Or do I have to fly over to Norge and smack ya silly? Wouldn't be so hard, I'm in your neck of the woods all the time and don't think I couldn't find ya. I can be VERY resourceful...

    1st warning...

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    Originally posted by gonelifting
    I hate to rub it in bro but I used to get Gambling solicitations from calling sportscores and stuff. They NEVER stop coming. This was about 15 years ago and I still get them at my parents house to this day.
    I was afraid someone would say that. I'll have to get a wig so I can leave the building without having bumping into the mailman or my downstairs neighbor (who always sorts the mail for everyone in the building).

    I wish I could take a crap in THEIR mailbox. I would. Seriously.

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    any of the porno got doulbe penatration???


    takes a real slut to dig that shit

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    Originally posted by tiger88
    any of the porno got doulbe penatration???


    takes a real slut to dig that shit
    who you calling a slut?

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    Originally posted by hellorhih2o


    who you calling a slut?

    for a chic to 2 hqave a penis in her cunt and in her asshole


    and usually one in her mouth too



    good shit to watch

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