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# If you are a woman and you don\'t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.
# Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.
# The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).
# When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.
# Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)
# Penis size is not just a locker room issue.
# Women care about the size of flaccid penises.
# Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.
# Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.
# Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.
# Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.
# What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis...
# forty percent stay with a man for his money...
# forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...
# ...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!
# ...eighty percent of women don\'t orgasm from intercourse alone!
# ...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!
# If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.
# Women find small penises frustrating.
# Women find small penises annoying.
# Women find small penises boring.
# Women find small penises embarrassing.
# Women look for bulge when meeting men.
# Women look up to men with big penises.
# Women find big penises impressive.
# Women consider men with big penises more masculine.
# Men with big penises are more self secure.
# Women prefer men who are self secure.
# Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.
# Most men don\'t mind to be considered a sex object by women.
# Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.
# Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.
# Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.
# Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.
# Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.
# Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.
# Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.
# Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.
# Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.
# Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.
# Consequently, the probability that a man\'s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.
# If a woman doesn\'t make a comment about a man\'s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.
# Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.
# If you haven\'t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don\'t have a big penis.
# If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.
# Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.
# If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.
# If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.
# If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.
# If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.
# However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.
# Women don\'t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.
# If your girlfriend\'s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.
# If your girlfriend\'s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.
# Most vaginas prefer thick penises.
# Most penises prefer tight vaginas.
# If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.
# Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.
# Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.
# Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.
# Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.
# Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.
# Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.
# Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.
# Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.
# A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.
# Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.
# Men with small penises masturbate more often.
# Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.
# Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.
# Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.
# If a woman publicly says that size doesn\'t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.
# Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.
# Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.
# Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.
# Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.
# Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.
# Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.
# Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.
# Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.
# If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn\'t have much choice.
# Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.
# In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.
# The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.
# Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique.
# If you are a woman and you don\'t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.
# Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.
# The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).
# When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.
# Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)
# Penis size is not just a locker room issue.
# Women care about the size of flaccid penises.
# Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.
# Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.
# Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.
# Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.
# What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis...
# forty percent stay with a man for his money...
# forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...
# ...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!
# ...eighty percent of women don\'t orgasm from intercourse alone!
# ...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!
# If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.
# Women find small penises frustrating.
# Women find small penises annoying.
# Women find small penises boring.
# Women find small penises embarrassing.
# Women look for bulge when meeting men.
# Women look up to men with big penises.
# Women find big penises impressive.
# Women consider men with big penises more masculine.
# Men with big penises are more self secure.
# Women prefer men who are self secure.
# Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.
# Most men don\'t mind to be considered a sex object by women.
# Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.
# Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.
# Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.
# Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.
# Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.
# Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.
# Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.
# Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.
# Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.
# Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.
# Consequently, the probability that a man\'s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.
# If a woman doesn\'t make a comment about a man\'s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.
# Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.
# If you haven\'t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don\'t have a big penis.
# If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.
# Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.
# If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.
# If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.
# If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.
# If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.
# However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.
# Women don\'t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.
# If your girlfriend\'s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.
# If your girlfriend\'s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.
# Most vaginas prefer thick penises.
# Most penises prefer tight vaginas.
# If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.
# Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.
# Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.
# Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.
# Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.
# Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.
# Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.
# Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.
# Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.
# A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.
# Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.
# Men with small penises masturbate more often.
# Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.
# Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.
# Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.
# If a woman publicly says that size doesn\'t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.
# Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.
# Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.
# Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.
# Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.
# Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.
# Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.
# Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.
# Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.
# If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn\'t have much choice.
# Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.
# In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.
# The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.
# Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique.