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eating goats raw

[CinnamonBuns] said:
i want them all dead.

as for oats, i started eating them raw a while ago, its just quicker and easier. add some equal or splenda and its pretty good.
noooooo...not oats, where did you get that from? im talking about eating GOATS raw, silly. read through all of the thread
 
*The_West* said:
i need to kill it not rape it you sick bastard!


trust me, roofies will take the angry look off of its face when you come near. it will be much easier to eat.
 
mwm5 said:
trust me, roofies will take the angry look off of its face when you come near. it will be much easier to eat.
ahhh i see. will it help if i put some music on, will it enjoy itself and get into the mood then ....BAM!!! hit it with the mallet?
 
*The_West* said:
ahhh i see. will it help if i put some music on, will it enjoy itself and get into the mood then ....BAM!!! hit it with the mallet?

Yup you got it right!. Put on the music then :smash: away. Try some Barry White ;)

You might want to try filling up the room with :rasta: if you can't find any roofies. That might work too.
 
mus1cjunk1e said:
Yup you got it right!. Put on the music then :smash: away. Try some Barry White ;)

You might want to try filling up the room with :rasta: if you can't find any roofies. That might work too.
well i got some roofies and a hell of a lot of weed, and set about 'creating the atmosphere' i fed him some roofies and weed with oats, he loved it. i stuck the barry white on as you suggested, and started getting into the groove myself, so i thought fuck it why not, i smoked some of the weed to and tried these roofies out. well after a while we got chatting and it turns out that he is actually really nice. he apologised for giving me the evil looks, but i told him there was no need as i was plannin on bashing him on the head with the mallet and then eating him raw on my quest to be like arnold himself.
he was shocked but forgave me. at this point we both got mad giggles and laughed for hours. we carried on smoking and listening to barry white though the night. we have become such good friends that i couldnt possibly hit him with the mallet and eat him raw now. thank you for all your help though guys, but i have decided that "eating my goats raw" just isn't for me.
 
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*The_West* said:
well i got some roofies and a hell of a lot of weed, and set about 'creating the atmosphere' i fed him some roofies and weed with oats, he loved it. i stuck the barry white on as you suggested, and started getting into the groove myself, so i thought fuck it why not, i smoked some of the weed to and tried these roofies out. well after a while we got chatting and it turns out that he is actually really nice. he apologised for giving me the evil looks, but i told him there was no need as i was plannin on bashing him on the head with the mallet and then eating him raw on my quest to be like arnold himself.
he was shocked but forgave me. at this point we both got mad giggles and laughed for hours. we carried on smoking and listening to barry white though the night. we have become such good friends that i could possibly hit him with the mallet and eat him raw now. thank you for all your help though guys, but i have decided that "eating my goats raw" just isn't for me.


lmfao.. look at your post time.. lol..
 
Burpees said:
lmfao.. look at your post time.. lol..
i know i know, it would have been better if i had have posted that tomoroow morning, but i probably would have forgot about it by then
 
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