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Excerpt: I'd love to walk down the street with a handsome red-assed baboon with a studded collar and leather leash. However, how practical is it to keep at home? Do I need a special set up in his cage or can he just chill on the couch while I watch "Sponge Bob Square Pants" while sippin on a smoothie? What, do you think, are my chances of house breaking the thing? I'd also love how to teach the little fella how to play cards and maybe a couple of magic tricks. A little advice please:)

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    Is the Red-Assed Baboon a practical pet?

    I'd love to walk down the street with a handsome red-assed baboon with a studded collar and leather leash. However, how practical is it to keep at home? Do I need a special set up in his cage or can he just chill on the couch while I watch "Sponge Bob Square Pants" while sippin on a smoothie?

    What, do you think, are my chances of house breaking the thing? I'd also love how to teach the little fella how to play cards and maybe a couple of magic tricks. A little advice please

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    would someone please move this thread?

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    Do we have a bare assed pets forum?

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    I, for one, think you should get one. I think it would make a great pet, especially when it bites your hand off!

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    Are mandrills in the baboon family? Inquiring minds want to know.

    And according to an old Ren & Stimpy episode, mandrills can be trained to defend your property, including the plate of pig jowls you have cooling on the window sill.

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    What a cutey.

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    Awe, how could you say no to a face like that?

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    just make sure you buy diapers.

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    Originally posted by Boach
    Awe, how could you say no to a face like that?

    Easily.



    You won't be thinking it is so god damned cute when it bites your hands off leaving bloody stumps.

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    does it's ass require
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    just wondering...

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