Yo Woot!

[miplank]

Your house on fire?


Please respond with the current situation in Alberta.

 

[miplank]

didn't that short flat flooted receding hairline bad heart having lil albino midget sterolizer live there too?


Is he still alive btw or did he blow his heart up w/the j00ses yet?

 

[caligirl85]

I'm closer than woot [emoji22] but it's still about 6 hours from where I am.
Stero is still alive and well and also in the area

 

[miplank]

I tried to look the shit up on a map, but Canuckistan is confusing.

 

[miplank]

So what caused this fire?

 

[caligirl85]

lol I'm not sure yet. It's super dry here and has been really hot but they're not saying if this was deliberate. It's pretty crazy watching the evacuation.

 

[miplank]

That shit was clearly caused by some bootleg fireworks

 

[caligirl85]

There was a town further down last weekend that had a string of fires. Turns out they were all set by a 19 yr old junior fire fighter. Burned this giant historical train bridge down [emoji22] but kinda lol

 

[miplank]

There was a town further down last weekend that had a string of fires. Turns out they were all set by a 19 yr old junior fire fighter. Burned this giant historical train bridge down [emoji22] but kinda lol

That kinda shit wouldn't happen if you guys had guns to shoot each other with

 

[wootoom]

Hey Cali! Them fires are crazy...I hope everyone is safe...