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Nathan
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So, I'm home for a few days at my parents's place. Studying and seeing friends and shit. First, I get waken up at like 9:30 saturday morning (didn't get home until 3-3:30 the night before) to go get some "family photos" taken. So I go being as cooperative as I get and shit. The photographer lady takes some pictures then wants my brother and I to take some with our shirts off. I was creeped right the fuck out and we said no for like 30 minutes until we eventually caved. Dumb bitch probably wanted them for her personal collection. I felt violated.
Anyways, later that day my brother wants me to go to the gym with him and show him how to train - he's decided he wants to get into it all. So I go and am there for all of 10 minutes when some jackass says to me, "Hey dude, you should really get off whatever you're on. Trust me, I know. Lost my dad to that shit. You can shoot steroids into a vein and then that's it, you're dead." I'm all polite and shit and my brother thinks the guy's an ass since I've never told him I use. Felt like telling the guy his dad deserves to be dead if he killed himself injecting into a vein, cause I have never heard of anyone dumb enough to pull that off.
Finally, I go to see my best friend later that night who I haven't seen for a while. We go to a pub and he informs me he's accidentally knocked up his wife since she is religious and doesn't believe God approves of birth control. I tried not to lose it and did okay I think and was supportive. But I mean really. This is my best friend who has always been as cynical as I am and once upon a time would have laughed uproariously at anyone in his shoes. At least he is aware of the irony of the situation. He's 22 by the way and will, lucky, have his degree by the time the baby is born. He'll be fine but I advised him right after he got married to wait to have kids since it seems to me it pretty much means the end of one's youth. Ate my words and had to make him feel better and all that shit. Anyway, merry fucking Christmas.
Anyways, later that day my brother wants me to go to the gym with him and show him how to train - he's decided he wants to get into it all. So I go and am there for all of 10 minutes when some jackass says to me, "Hey dude, you should really get off whatever you're on. Trust me, I know. Lost my dad to that shit. You can shoot steroids into a vein and then that's it, you're dead." I'm all polite and shit and my brother thinks the guy's an ass since I've never told him I use. Felt like telling the guy his dad deserves to be dead if he killed himself injecting into a vein, cause I have never heard of anyone dumb enough to pull that off.
Finally, I go to see my best friend later that night who I haven't seen for a while. We go to a pub and he informs me he's accidentally knocked up his wife since she is religious and doesn't believe God approves of birth control. I tried not to lose it and did okay I think and was supportive. But I mean really. This is my best friend who has always been as cynical as I am and once upon a time would have laughed uproariously at anyone in his shoes. At least he is aware of the irony of the situation. He's 22 by the way and will, lucky, have his degree by the time the baby is born. He'll be fine but I advised him right after he got married to wait to have kids since it seems to me it pretty much means the end of one's youth. Ate my words and had to make him feel better and all that shit. Anyway, merry fucking Christmas.
