Worst Thing to Ever Happen to Your

[McSatan]

Penis. Inspired by the chap who got bit on the tip by a spider in a port-a-john.

 

[Pink Mass]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to having to sit down
Every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached but I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

 

[wootoom]

King missile?

 

[Pink Mass]

Of course, my love.

 

[wootoom]

Pink mass is the only alter I'm considering keeping here.

 

[wootoom]

Anyone who knows the lyrics to detachable penis is a good bro.

 

[Pink Mass]

I know the lyrics to their song "Martin Scorcese" as well.

 

[Pink Mass]

This ones called Martin Scorsese

He makes the best fuckin' films
He makes the best fuckin' films
If I ever meet him
I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him

And say thank you, thank you for makin' such excellent fuckin' movies
Then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around
And then rip off one of his ears and throw it
Like a, like a, like a fuckin' Frisbee

I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off
And grab his head and suck out one of his eyes
And chew on it and spit it out in his face

And say thank you, thank you for all of your fuckin' films

Then I'd pick him up by the hair
Swing him over my head a few times
And throw across the room
And kick all his fuckin' teeth in
And then stomp on his face 40 or 50 times

'Cuz he makes the best fuckin' films
He makes the best fuckin' films
I've ever seen in my life
I fuckin' love him, I fuckin' love him

 

[wootoom]

Pretty fucking stupid

 

[Pink Mass]

But does he make really great movies?