Woke in a sweat, shaking, having just dreamt of ... HappyScrappy?

[buksoon]

No idea why, but Hap Scrap, just had a total nightmare about you!! (I think I do, actually. Will tell ya later.)

Okay, you and I were old friends from high school. But now you were in jail. Unjustly, but still. Everyone had lost touch with you.

I had to call and get your mailing address for some reason.

Your voice was chilling with all the hate in it. I felt really bad--you just moldering in jail for a crime you didn't commit. I decided to visit.

This was an awesome jail, as far as they go. You had your own room. You just had to keep the door open at all times. And you had a book case full of dog-eared, yellowed Louis L'amour's and Jackie Collins'es.

You were just laying on your bed... glowering. Asking me why I've come all of a sudden. I never even spoke to you in high school.

I said it was because you were such a stud I was intimidated. You didn't seem to believe that. You just kept sneering. Then you said: "Will you excuse me for a second?"

"Of course," I said. There was death in your eyes!!

You beckoned the warden to come escort you somewhere. While you were gone, your parents came sneaking around outside trying to get my attention. They were old and wraith-like. Yes, they were ... dead! It was the creepiest thing. They were dead but they were walking, holding hands, desperate for my attention. They needed to warn me.

I can't go on describing this dream--it was too scary and I'm afraid it will freak YOU out. Okay, pause for a second.

You were gone for a while, so I wanted to go check on you. I thought it was your subtle way of telling me to get lost (your social skills had kinda suffered after all the years in Solitary).

So I went to the warden. He said: "Happy Scrappy? You think you were just talking to Happy Scrappy? Happy Scrappy killed himself 3 years ago....."

That's when I woke up, all night-sweaty and heart-racy.

 

[HighIntensity]

have you been drinking sir'

 

[buksoon]

have you been drinking sir'

Well, it's ma'am. Not drinking, but I did toast marshmallows (left over from sweet potata pie) on my stove and consume right before sleeping.

But then I shoulda dreamt of marshmallow man, like in Ghostbusters?

But noooo! It was a Happy Scrappy ghost dream! Why??

 

[HighIntensity]

did you happen to see a llama before tucking in for the night...

there is no shame in dreaming of HAPPY...

 

[buksoon]

did you happen to see a llama before tucking in for the night...

there is no shame in dreaming of HAPPY...

I know there's no shame ... but I am worried that I psychically intuited something. Like I "saw" something.

You know what the dream felt like? The creepiest Twilight Zone ever.

Damn Happy wake up and tell me what this means.

 

[HappyScrappy]

lol - I have no idea what that means.
that does sound like some tales from the crypt or twilight zone thing.

I'd do so poorly in prison - I'd just immediately request solitary confinement the entire stay - I have no problems at all with being alone.

and as far as I know my parents are still okay

if it makes you feel any better, I just had sex dreams.

 

[buksoon]

lol - I have no idea what that means.
that does sound like some tales from the crypt or twilight zone thing.

I'd do so poorly in prison - I'd just immediately request solitary confinement the entire stay - I have no problems at all with being alone.

and as far as I know my parents are still okay

if it makes you feel any better, I just had sex dreams.

That's all you got for me?? I needed you to explain this!! It was terrible.... and so vivid! Can you think of anything? Why would I be dreaming of Happy Scrappy's beyond-the-grave imprisonment?

Vat does zees MEAN?????

 

[MasterMind]

Probably doesn't mean anything...the bullshit thats spewed about dreams being some sort of link into the future is actually quite amusing.....most dreams are just cartoons your brain makes up when its bored either to scare you or make you happy.....don't worry about it..cuz even if it was a sign of something..there's not much you can do about it

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have no clue.
I sure hope it doesn't mean anything.
I haven't even talked to you all that much and certainly not recently.

all I know is I just got up from a nap, and I feel all groggy.

 

[buksoon]

Probably true that it means nothing... (and Hap Scrap, remember I told you that you were, personality-wise, a dead-ringer for the first guy who broke my heart? That could explain why the dream was YOU)

but here's the thing:

I once had a crush on a professional chef and I wrote him a passionate love letter (later found out he was engaged) and we flirted intensely.

One time, after I found out he was spoken for and tried to avoid him, he started telling me how to PREPARE A LOBSTER.

It was like a 30 minute lesson--all the fine points of lobster preparation--and I thought: "oh my god, this chef is the most BORING man alive! Why is he telling me all this? Why does he keep talking?"

I told my best friend and she said: "on a hunch, I checked my dream dictionary. Lobsters symbolize male sexuality at its most aggressive."

Sometimes these images mean stuff!! (I know, I know: sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.....")