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without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe


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Excerpt: as of today, i am 13 pounds heavier than i was 8 weeks ago, without using roids, and eating about 2500 calories daily, on a high protein medium carb medium fat regime. i suspect that my bf% has gone up maybe 2% from 11-12ish i know this isnt c and c material, but i have to bitch to somebody. the only dietary transgression i have committed is to have 4-5 beers on the weekend. even if i gained every calorie in the damn things, it doesnt explain it. this totally blows.

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    Re: without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe

    yeah I gotta agree with you guys
    I'm drunk, but 13 lb. increase with only 2% bodyfat.......
    well I'm 10% so that's 17 lbs. out of 170
    so 2% increase would mean like 13% which would be a few pounds of fat but with the corresponding muscle increase to keep that ratio yea I wouldn't be complaining.

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    Re: without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe

    Quote Quote posted by bran987
    yeah I gotta agree with you guys
    I'm drunk, but 13 lb. increase with only 2% bodyfat.......
    well I'm 10% so that's 17 lbs. out of 170
    so 2% increase would mean like 13% which would be a few pounds of fat but with the corresponding muscle increase to keep that ratio yea I wouldn't be complaining.
    yeah but your drunk.......










    lol

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    Re: without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe

    son of a BITCVH who do u think you are
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    y.eah I'm drunk disregard my posts thansk

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    Re: without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe

    Quote Quote posted by bran987
    son of a BITCVH who do u think you are
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    y.eah I'm drunk disregard my posts thansk

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    fatass

    lol ..i was only fooling...its usually me on the drunk Defensive

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    Re: without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe

    As soon as you have that Rugby ball sized tumor removed from you colon, you will be right as rain.
    'The name is Smoove. Cheffy Smoove....', he said as he confidently strode, groin first, into the weight rack.

    "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
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    Re: without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe

    Quote Quote posted by CrazyK
    Nah, people, look... he's saying his body doesn't use many calories to sustain himself.
    winner!

    well look, i have gained a fair bit of lbm, not saying no...but most of whatever fat gained has going straight to my hips, and it ruins my V taper

    i just want to be symmetrical, in proportion, and lean. this is bullshit. total, complete, bullshit.

    Quote Quote posted by ChefWide
    As soon as you have that Rugby ball sized tumor removed from you colon, you will be right as rain.
    who spit in your goulash? (voodoo bastard, knock on some wood already, will ya! i have been feeling bloated lately...)

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    Re: without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe

    Quote Quote posted by GoldenDelicious

    who spit in your goulash? (voodoo bastard, knock on some wood already, will ya! i have been feeling bloated lately...)
    Goulash... <inner Homer Simpson gargling sounds>


    Dude. get the blood work, maybe your 'with child'...?


    'The name is Smoove. Cheffy Smoove....', he said as he confidently strode, groin first, into the weight rack.

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    Re: without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe

    Drop the beer!

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    Re: without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe

    Quote Quote posted by PERFECTWORLD
    lol ..i was only fooling...its usually me on the drunk Defensive
    yeah me too lol I just drank too much vodka last night

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    Re: without a doubt, i have the most efficient metabolism in the universe

    Don't feel bad, when i was doing the Anabolic diet and it came time for the weekend carbup i would end up with a 10-15 lb increase by monday. Fun times.

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