We recently got a shitload of snow, and rather than getting my lazy ass up to go shovel it, I have been waiting for some rotten kid to knock on my door and offer to do it.
Yes, I am a bum.
However, I've noticed that the show-shoveling, lawn-mowing, leaf-raking breed of kid had become extinct. Why? Are they all independently wealthy, or are they all selling crack?
This means that I am going to have to get off my ass, find some gloves in the Bermuda Triangle that is my closet, and freeze for an hour. Damn.
Yes, I am a bum.
However, I've noticed that the show-shoveling, lawn-mowing, leaf-raking breed of kid had become extinct. Why? Are they all independently wealthy, or are they all selling crack?
This means that I am going to have to get off my ass, find some gloves in the Bermuda Triangle that is my closet, and freeze for an hour. Damn.