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Excerpt: Hi there. Now firstly let me just say one thing. When i become President and make Americans gay again I will be legalizing Marijuana across all 53 states. Water boarding is just great. I mean, i use it in the bedroom before i cum. It is so great. My penis is old...but it still functions.

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    Hi there. Now firstly let me just say one thing. When i become President and make Americans gay again I will be legalizing Marijuana across all 53 states. Water boarding is just great. I mean, i use it in the bedroom before i cum. It is so great. My penis is old...but it still functions.

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    Re: water boarding

    Don't you know any ngr jokes?

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    Re: water boarding

    How do you stop black guys from raping a girl?

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    Throw them a basketball.

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    we're building a wall folks and those dirty rapists south of the border are footing the bill

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    Quote Quote posted by H_T_ View Post
    Don't you know any ngr jokes?

    or kike jokes?

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    How do you kill an Arab?
    Follow him til he gets a drink of water and slam the toilet seat on his head.

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    Whats the difference between a pig and an arabian woman?

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    Whats the difference between a pig and an arabian woman?
    Pigs serve a purpose?

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    The pig doesnt have a mustache.

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