GoldenDelicious
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so last night i worked at an underage party, and all i have to say is that young people today have it so easy sexually that it makes me want to cry. when *I* was in highschool, holding hands was a big deal (in teh beginning). todays kids...holy shit
like, youre standing there making sure everything is ok next to another of my buddies in our ridiculous black security tshirts, and 14 and 15 year old girls are trying to rub their boobs on you and grope you
in the beginning i just shuffled sideways or backturned, but after a bit you have to actually verbalize "dont do that." like youre their dad. some of the guys got hit up for straight sex by 15-16 year olds
it was horrific and hilarious at the same time - id be getting away from some particularly agressive one and id see one of my buddies doing the same, and the convo would be
"which one you running from?"
"the one in red!!"
"really? watch the little one with the fur, shes on a mission to get us thrown in jail!"
"yeah the one in red is going to grab your ass, and she has pointy fingers!"
"that little bitch. at least her fingers could be soft and warm, like your cellmates are gonna be!!"
"i got her number anyway. shes legal in...2012"
"2012!....early or late in the year?"
"early"
"hi5!!"
anyway i know BM is gonna go nuts at this but...i LOLed like a mofo
like, youre standing there making sure everything is ok next to another of my buddies in our ridiculous black security tshirts, and 14 and 15 year old girls are trying to rub their boobs on you and grope you
in the beginning i just shuffled sideways or backturned, but after a bit you have to actually verbalize "dont do that." like youre their dad. some of the guys got hit up for straight sex by 15-16 year olds
it was horrific and hilarious at the same time - id be getting away from some particularly agressive one and id see one of my buddies doing the same, and the convo would be
"which one you running from?"
"the one in red!!"
"really? watch the little one with the fur, shes on a mission to get us thrown in jail!"
"yeah the one in red is going to grab your ass, and she has pointy fingers!"
"that little bitch. at least her fingers could be soft and warm, like your cellmates are gonna be!!"
"i got her number anyway. shes legal in...2012"
"2012!....early or late in the year?"
"early"
"hi5!!"
anyway i know BM is gonna go nuts at this but...i LOLed like a mofo